Tag Archives: Women and Men

Food on Friday ~ Booze

I used to drink so much vodka that I had a Russian accent

Russian Slut Cocktail

26 ounce bottle of Smirnoff Black Label Vodka

Soda

Mint Leaves

Ice

One Gallon Jug

Pour the vodka into the jug over a couple of handfuls of ice, go into the yard, tear a handful of mint leaves and toss them in the jug, drive to the nearest place that has a soda fountain, fill the jug with whatever soda you like, go home, stir the jug, and drink with not more than a couple of casual friends, (of any sex).  Enjoy.  Repeat for as long as one of you can walk.  What else you do while you’re drinking depends on how much of a Russian Slut you’ve become.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

eventually, you may forget the mint

and the ice

 

Things Men Do

one reason men are slobs is that
mothers let boys get away with it

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it takes a lot of hard work and practice to become a lazy slob

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some men think that being a lazy slob is a full-time job

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men have more grades of laundry than clean and dirty

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a man will spend ages looking for the remote

rather than walk over and change channels manually

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men believe that where there’s muck there’s money

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rudeness is a weak man’s imitation of strength

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Moses was lost in the desert for 40 years

and he wouldn’t ask for directions either

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men look after the environment

they like saving water

and eating right out of the can

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

most men will cheat

and have sex with any bar fly

if they think they can get away with it

Emotional Blackmail

most women are very good at emotional blackmail
but a better woman would never go that low

solitary sulking in a bar is also sexual and emotional blackmail

I would aver that any man who has been in a dysfunctional relationship has experienced emotional blackmail at first hand ~ so that’s 100% of mature men.  And if a man is strong enough, or insensitive enough not to give in to being emotionally blackmailed, women will deploy the nuclear option and start crying.  All women can cry on purpose as a way of manipulating a man’s emotions.  Conversely, where and when I was brought up in England real men never cry.

Crying in babies has a real function in that it stimulates loving and protective feelings in adults.  Most of the time an adult woman crying is deliberate emotional blackmail ~ and it works on boyfriends, lovers, partners, and husbands.  Only women and gay men use tears to manipulate others.  Generally women are experts in emotional blackmail, generally real men aren’t.  Generally, the most common emotional blackmailers are family members, close friends, and lovers.

Emotional blackmail is one of the great pastimes of family life.  ~  Mason Cooley

Men are far more often the victims of emotional and sexual blackmail than the villains.  It seems that men will use a well-planned direct approach to get what they want, whereas women prefer blackmail because it avoids direct confrontation.  At its worst emotional blackmail is where a woman who is close to you subtly threatens to punish you, or implies that you will suffer if you don’t comply with their wishes.  That woman will know your most intimate secrets and vulnerabilities.  She will use this personal knowledge to get you to obey her.  Whatever strengths and weaknesses a man has, an unscrupulous woman will use them against him.

A man must never, ever yield to emotional or sexual blackmail, or it will become a lifetime curse.  You can refuse to give in to threats, you can negotiate, and a strong man can just assert himself, but you must always honestly believe that you are in the right.

Some say that emotional blackmailers are childish bullies and should be treated accordingly.  And that women will use the withdrawal of sex as a tool in blackmail.  All I know is that you can’t go on fighting an emotional blackmailer, you can either train them to be better, or walk away.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

this woman is an expert blackmailer

Do Men Have Any Discernment?

smart women are not afraid to be alone

but some women are desperate

This post is addressed to women.

A friend of mine said that all a woman has to do to attract a man is to be available ~ I would go a bit further than that and say all an attractive woman has to do to interest most men is to be there.  I’ve no doubt that the same applies in reverse to some women, some of the time ~ but not to the same degree as would apply to any man who has red blood running through his veins.

Which begs the question; do men have any discernment at all when it comes to women?

Some men think they have discernment when actually they are just suspicious.  ~  Joyce Meyer

Speaking for myself; I’ve turned down more women than I’ve had sex with ~ which hasn’t always endeared me to the women concerned.  Speaking for most men; we’ll have sex with anything ~ once, especially if there’s alcohol involved.  Which explains why almost any woman can walk into a bar and get fucked within an hour or so, especially if she likes car sex.

This might be reprehensible of men, but it’s doubly reprehensible for a promiscuous woman.  No real gentleman will have sex with a woman who has the morals of the average man.  No gentleman particularly likes being hit on ~ at least I don’t.

‘Promiscuous’ implies that I’m not choosy.  In fact I’m very choosy.  I just happen to have had a lot of choices.  ~  Jacki Weaver

As far as having a relationship with a woman is concerned, most men have an unbreakable rule; never, ever ask her about her past.  Unfortunately some women will feel compelled to tell their partner all about their sexual and romantic history.  This is a BIG mistake.  All men suffer from retroactive jealousy, and if you don’t know what that is I suggest you look it up.  Most men will not have a long-term relationship with a woman who has had more than a handful of lovers.  That might be setting double standards, but that’s the truth of it.

Some say that when it comes to women, men have no discrimination.  And that all a woman has to do to attract a man is turn up.  All I know is that some men will sleep with any willing woman between 17 and 70.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

even drunk, most men can spot a married woman a mile away

what Women want from Men

women need to feel protected by the man in their life

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women would be dishonest if they ever said they didn’t like hot looking men

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some women would be dishonest if they ever said they didn’t prefer men with money

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women like men who are supportive, understanding, kind, and considerate

they also like men who tell them what to do

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a guy who can, at least, put up a shelf without it turning into a disaster

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women hate it when men don’t pick up the check

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adventure, excitement, new experiences

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hot sex whenever she wants it

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a partner not a child

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

women like guys who own a cool car

better than guys who take the bus

 

Finding Mr. Right

people believe their own myths

many women would like this as a daily drive

This is not about where to go to find a real man, this post is all about sorting the good guys from the poseurs, fakes, chancers, and abusers.  If you disagree with any of this, then feel free to comment, or even email me.

What do women want?  Somebody to provide for them, protect them, take care of them, shower them with gifts, take them to expensive places, buy them expensive clothes, get them a fabulous home and a cool car.  A good looking and powerful man to be seen with and to watch over them ~ perhaps even a sugar-daddy type.  Maybe not somebody to talk with.  If women want a deep and meaningful conversation they will talk with their women friends.

The deep-down basic wants, needs, and desires in a relationship are different between men and women.  Men want sex, whereas women crave affection and intimacy.  Men want power and domination, women want equality and respect.  Women are about nurturing and soft skills, men are by nature unfeeling.  Women want a loving and caring relationship, most men don’t even know what that means.

Men are usually not being their true selves when they first meet a woman they are attracted to, especially if it’s a casual meeting in a bar, or a first meeting after chatting on some dating site.  Most men will talk too much, exaggerate their good points, minimise the downsides, and outright lie.  Most men will gloss over things like; they are already married, divorced with kids, or have been let go from their work.  If you get that far they may say things like their good car is in the shop, their place is being redecorated, they forgot to call at the ATM….. There’s a price for that because when the mask slips, a woman may find she is talking with mr boring or the beast.

Signs that a guy is actually worth the time of day is that he wants to know about you ~ without being creepy or an obvious stalker.  He will not talk over you.  A cool guy will tend to be self-deprecating because he has the self-confidence to be honest and open ~ without puffing himself up like a slimy toad.  A man worth talking to will be clean and well dressed, (appropriate to wherever you are).  No real man will ever be drunk or high and talk to a woman.  And no gentleman will fuck you on a first date, because good guys don’t often date sluts.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

a cool guy will always politely and appropriately compliment your appearance

Wants, Needs, Desires, and Shoes

why women desire more shoes and men don’t have a clue

hideous fuck me heels

It’s a funny thing, most men will buy themselves a new pair of shoes for a very special occasion, a new job, a first date, getting married…..  Or, if the shoes they habitually wear are so down at heal and scruffy that even spit and polish will no longer make them presentable.

In contrast most women will buy new shoes just because they like them, or to feel better, or because they like shopping, or they’ve bought a new dress / suit and they need shoes and a purse to match.  Women will also buy new shoes for a very special occasion, a new job, meeting old friends, vacations, a first date, getting married…..

But then most women like shopping, especially with his credit card, and most men don’t like shopping at all.  And most men can’t understand that at all, but then most men don’t have a clue about women.

A woman needs to know but one man to understand all men; whereas a man may know many women and not understand one of them.  ~  Helen Rowland

But then, most women know that most men are just a life-support system for their penis.

It’s a fact that women write almost all the books on human relationships, marriage, sex, and love ~ and that 80% of the people who buy these books are women.  Perhaps men would understand women better if they made an effort, and yet men don’t even listen when their partner is trying to talk with them.  A lot of men equate their wife / partner / girlfriend attempting to have a conversation as nagging.  And only women nag.  A man may criticise, find fault, complain, and go into ‘problem-solving mode’ ~ but that’s not nagging, that’s just passing on their years of accumulated masculine wisdom.

When women nag, go on and on about something, they firmly believe that their ‘nagging’ shows that they care about their man.  She might know she is being irritating, but she can’t help it because she’s a nest-builder, nurse, manager, and mother.  And, she knows that she’s telling then truth.

The fact is men and women are very different, right down to the structure of their brains, bodies, emotions, feelings, and instincts.  There is no equality of the sexes, which is why women desire more shoes, and men don’t have a clue.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

the holy grail?

five inch Jimmy Choos

Tunes on Tuesday ~ 1960s TV Dance

there’s nothing sexier than a 1960s TV star ~ maybe

Perhaps I’ve gone overboard on dance compilations today, but being a child of the sixties these clips bring back some memories.

Anyway I can dance a lot better than anyone and everyone in this compilation.

(Except Dick Van Dyke)

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

1967 Plymouth Barracuda

426 cu in (7.)L0 HEMI V8

Two Thousand Miles from Christmas

’tis the season of peace on Earth and goodwill to all men
not any more it isn’t

Do you remember Christmases past?  The happy anticipation of family visits.  The simple pleasure of meeting a few friends in your favourite pub.  You can forget all that.  Anyone who has any fun this year is going against official government guidelines.

Still, this isn’t a negative song at all.

If you take the lyrics in a Christmas Spirit.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

nobody is going anywhere this Christmas

A Choice of Catastrophes

always choose the lesser of two evils

cure global warming by setting fire to the sky

The world is going to hell in a handcart, mostly because governments and their unelected officials have responded in a very male, linear-thinking manner to the supposed coronavirus pandemic.  They have seen a problem and tackled it with gusto, without any thought whatsoever for the wider consequences.  It’s like the man who has an ant infestation in his home and sorts it out by burning down the building.  Perfectly logical if your logic is based on Boolean Algebra and the only possible answers are yes and no.  That is brutal male thinking taken to extremes.  I’m certain that to cure supposed global warming some male scientists would be happy to set fire to the sky.

This highlights the biggest problem that besets most relationships; men think in straight lines and women think in patterns.  This is why most men don’t talk much and most women like to talk.  It’s also why if there’s a problem in a relationship a man will want to find an immediate solution and most women will want to talk about it.  If you don’t understand that then you can’t have a real relationship with the opposite sex ~ all you can have is a deal, a contract, a set of compromises neither of you actually understand.  What you have is called a Transactional Relationship.

If you have a transactional relationship it’s most likely suffering right now.  Being thrown closely together because of lockdown, or because there is just nowhere to go, means that established positions get blurred and it’s difficult for both of you to fulfill your allotted role.  What you might realise is that both of you aren’t actually very happy being together.  Or that if you are going to stay together things will have to change.

And, this is where it falls apart.  Suppose one of you is now drinking too much.  Most people will fall right back into that transactional model; ‘if you stop drinking so much, I will…..’  or the more likely; ‘if you don’t stop drinking so much I’m walking out…..’

You have a Choice of Catastrophes.  We can all stay with the shit we have now, or we can set off into the unknown.  We can stay with our partner and regret it.  We can leave and regret it.  We can believe all this COVID-19 crap and have our civil liberties taken away, or we can ignore all the facile advice and instructions thrown at us by governments and health officials and maybe die of the fucking coronavirus.

It’s up to each of us to choose the lesser of two evils ~ but choose wisely.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

when in doubt, trust your gut

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