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Random Jottings #20

tiger tiger burning bright, in the forests of the night


if you look into the eyes of a tiger you have to be stupid

and too bloody close


never, ever open the door marked ‘here be tigers…..’


when you’re in trouble, always go through the door marked ‘staff only…..’


cats are cool, cats are nice, cats torture mice


when a tigress says she loves you, count your arms and legs

but wait until after the good part


jack collier



never smile at a tiger

or a woman with very heavy eye makeup

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