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Songs on Saturday ~ Shania Twain

it’s almost impossible to impress a smart woman

I learned a long time ago that women are very difficult to impress ~ unless you’re James Bond.

So, I don’t try to impress, I just be myself; a cool Englishman.

Please listen responsibly.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

a smart tuxedo helps too

Tunes on Tuesday ~ Shania Twain

Never try to impress a woman ~ she’s seen and heard it all before.

What’s likely to impress a woman, and what isn’t?

Outside of a new love’s first bliss, I don’t know any really cool woman who isn’t going to think this line is totally sick making;  The darkest hour of my day is the hour in which I don’t get to see you.  ~  Amit Kalantri.  It’s a cute line, but to me it’s not cool, and not impressive.

Actually, that may not be quite true, it’s all about the mood, the moment, the time, the place, and the delivery.  But, in my experience, a line like that is just trying too hard.

In general terms, the harder a guy tries to impress a cool, mature, together woman, the less impressed she is likely to be.  The thing is, boys have been trying to impress her ever since they first noticed that she was a girl ~ so you’ve got twenty years of her cynicism to overcome.

Unless you’re Steve McQueen forget about impressing her, and just be true to yourself.  If that’s not enough then politely say goodbye ~ some say there’s always a nicer, prettier, sexier girl just around the corner.  Me I’m not always so certain.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

Next to Snoopy, who was ever cooler?

my teenage crush

Stars I’ve ever had a crush on?

A girl I know raised that topic, and I had to think about it.  To begin with, men of my generation don’t really use English like ‘have a crush on.’  Secondly, have I ever felt hopelessly attracted to a female from stage, screen, or the music industry?

Well, turns out I was.  And, turns out she is well before your time, (really she’s well before my time too).

Jane Russell.  The eccentric billionaire, aircraft designer, and film mogul Howard Hughes once built a special bra better to display her magnificent cleavage in a western movie.  This scene almost finished up on the cutting-room floor becuase the censors thought it was too erotic for American audiences.  How sad would that have been?

Powerful body, fabulous legs, magnificent décolletage, sexy face, luscious lips…

And, she could even do comedy.  The question is; are there any ‘up to date  stars’ I find almost as sexy?  (or even sexier?)

Shania Twain has pretty good legs and shoulders too.

All very reprehensible and adolescent stuff I should have grown out of long ago.  But, am I sorry I still find these quite sexy clips a turn-on?  Hell no!

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apologizejackcollier7@talktalk.net

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