Tag Archives: Sex

Monochrome Monday ~ Girls

the world seems better in black and white

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

sometimes a bikini should stay dry

secrets & regrets

no matter how careful you are, your secrets will come to light

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Secrets

Past Desires

Past Kisses

Past Sins

Past Lovers

Past Lusts

Past Lies

Past Lives

Deep Regrets

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

he smiled at you

like he knew all your secrets

Songs on Saturday ~ Hats

not many women dated both Howard Hughes and Bobby Kennedy

Back in the day, comedy westerns were fun.  Not all of them were so overtly sexual.

The hat is fabulous, but please stop looking at her legs.  Or not.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

most men love great legs

Tunes on Tuesday ~ Dire Straits

hot sexy older women love fast sexy older cars

Maybe a lesser known Dire Straits track, but powerfully evocative of a ‘who gives a fuck’ crazy lifestyle.

For me, Heavy Fuel is diesel, but I don’t think this song is really about trucks., big rigs, 18 wheelers, call them what you will.  Or boats either.  This song is about booze, drugs, and girls.

Please listen without breaking the speed limit.

And I would never, ever drive a Porsche.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

sexy women have always loved a hot car

 

 

Government Bans Sex

thou shalt not commit adultery

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Just as the lockdown begins to be eased in England, the government has come up with an extraordinary new regulation designed to stop people from meeting up to have sex.

No person may participate in a gathering which takes place in a public or private place indoors, and consists of two or more persons.

Sex in a public place is already illegal here, so we can’t even find a deserted beach and have moonlight sex in the surf.  Of course, the stupid six foot ‘social distancing’ rule is already in place, which means you can’t even meet up with your love to kiss, hug, or walk and hold hands.  Add to that the number of people who have been in self isolation / quarantine / shielding, the number of people who haven’t been able to travel any distance to meet their paramour, and you can see that the rule has been ‘no sex please, we’re British’.

Studies show that even among married couples, and people who live together, just about 40% of UK adults have been sexually active during the 10 weeks of lockdown.

Good luck on any of this being popular among the English public.  Good luck with many people taking any notice of these laws / regulations.  But, I would expect our law enforcement agencies to become officious sex police, and self-righteous nasty people to inform on their neighbours who they suspect of having sex.

None of this has stopped our politicians and government officials from ignoring all the rules to carry on their illicit affairs during the strictest part of the lockdown here.  It’s still one law for them and a different set of laws for the rest of us.

I wonder if car sex is still illegal?

And, how have hookers made a living in the past 10 weeks?

 

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

there is always phone sex

Monochrome MILF

in springtime a man’s thoughts may turn to love

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

or just sex

The Infinite Pain of Love

sex, lust, and desire cannot pain ~ only love hurts

In all my life I have never had a one-night-stand, picked up a woman at a bar, had sex with a woman who wasn’t first a friend, nor had a long-term relationship with a woman I didn’t love.  I wish I had.

I wish I had been one of those guys who could just fuck a woman and then forget her.  Or have a relationship with a woman who meant nothing to me.  Or cheated, lied, and manipulated…..

Deep in my heart I wish I wasn’t romantic, and that I didn’t have to fall in love before I would think about sleeping with an attractive woman.

Without Love, Life would have been so much easier.

For me, falling in love lasts for all eternity.

For me, being deeply hurt lasts forever.

I wish I was the average bastard.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

not all older women should be proud of sleeping with lots of much younger men

Random Jottings #12

good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere

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he reached for the stars

and came up with a fallen woman

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if you would to like to know an angel

then give me your wallet

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the promises she made during sex are meaningless

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when he asked her to sleep with him

he expected her to stay awake

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‘what do you want from me?’ he asked

‘everything’ she answered

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

she liked men

she liked younger men better

she liked boys best of all

 

Tits Tuesday ~ Monochrome

Tits Tuesday and some women like to take photographs of themselves

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

tasteful,

false but tasteful

Evolution in Action

it is not the strongest that survive, but the one most responsive to change

Evolution takes thousands of years, and in the last few days our thinking about every situation seems to have changed. fundamentally.  Perhaps our beliefs, attitudes, and actions are trying to play catch-up with us here.  None of us is used to a daily diet of bad news that rivals that which was fed to us English in the early months of the last war.  Catastrophic thinking is what we have here, the idea that the human brain is predisposed to jumping to worse-case scenarios, and it’s fucking dangerous.

In the not so distant past I was thinking about my next overseas vacation, perhaps a visit to California, or a trip to Crete,  Nowadays, I can’t go anywhere at all.  I turn on my TV and the news is just a long series of nightmares with the death toll being right at the top and tail of everything.

It’s a relief when a piece of news, or a telephone conversation with a friend, isn’t full of doom and gloom, a call that doesn’t have the fear of death looming over it.  Almost everyone is scared almost all the time, and there is a feeling of helpless resignation.

Well, I for one am going no further down that depressive, defeatist road.  This morning I did my usual laundry, took my usual walk for an hour or so, called at the store as usual, (although I did have to stand in line just to get in there), bought the kind of stuff I would usually buy….  Sadly when I got back to the garret I was too knackered to do my usual yoga and other exercises.  But thus far I’ve managed a fairly normal day, (for me), and I can live like this indefinitely.

But it’s not a great life if I can’t journey to the sun, see friends, travel all around England, walk towards the far horizons….  And sex is out of the question.  As far as I am concerned the sooner the world safely gets back to what we are predisposed to call normal, the better.

One big upside, I haven’t been brainwashed into believing all that catastrophic anthropogenic climate change crap for a little while.  Global warming looks pretty unimportant right now ~ call it evolution in action.

Stay safe and be well.  And may the Deities of your choice go with you.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

even a bed of roses is full of thorns

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