I used to drink so much vodka that I had a Russian accent

Russian Slut Cocktail

26 ounce bottle of Smirnoff Black Label Vodka

Soda

Mint Leaves

Ice

One Gallon Jug

Pour the vodka into the jug over a couple of handfuls of ice, go into the yard, tear a handful of mint leaves and toss them in the jug, drive to the nearest place that has a soda fountain, fill the jug with whatever soda you like, go home, stir the jug, and drink with not more than a couple of casual friends, (of any sex).  Enjoy.  Repeat for as long as one of you can walk.  What else you do while you’re drinking depends on how much of a Russian Slut you’ve become.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

eventually, you may forget the mint

and the ice