Tag Archives: Random Jottings

Random Jottings ~ Desire

sexual desire is real, genuine, and powerful

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you may desire her

but you can’t miss what you’ve never had

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although all she desired was casual sex

she decided that she may as well fall in love

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man is a creation of desire, not a creation of need

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sexual desire and fucking are just biology in action

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desire can be bitter, sweet, savoury, salty, and sassy

but never tasteless and boring

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desire is a hunger in men, but just an appetite in women

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there is but a small distance between the desire to fuck and the need to hurt

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

the best moments in her life are the desires she can’t ever share with her husband

Random Jottings ~ Covid Christmas

in England it’s always winter now, but never Christmas

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Christmas is a special day of meaning and traditions

spent in the warm circle of family and friends

unless you’re a Londoner in lockdown

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and, one by one, all our freedoms were taken away

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whatever draconian laws governments pass

the virus will always have the last word

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The singing of Christmas carols is verboten

and all the churches are closed

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have yourself a merry little Christmas

and I do mean little

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silent nights have come to stay

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

and on Christmas Eve, the clock struck thirteen

Random Jottings ~ Vacations

she had going to the wrong place,
with the wrong, man down to an art

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the trouble with real life vacations is there’s no background music

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women in bikinis pose, and sometimes that posing is an invitation

or so some men would like to believe

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‘I promise you I’ll make the sun shine every day…..’ he said

after that it rained a lot

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it’s unlucky to go back to work the day after you’ve been off

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never throw a message in a bottle into the sea

you could get arrested for littering

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it’s good to be bad on vacation

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

my favourite place to vacation

is anyplace by the ocean

Random Jottings ~ Sex

if you want to prove your love, then give her your credit card

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a women who wears a see through dress without lingerie has got balls

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a real woman is her man’s personal porn star

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‘be mine…..’ he said, ‘your what…..’ she asked

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love is whatever you think it is at the time

but first date sex is always just sex

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‘OK, let’s go and fully explore my sexuality…..’ she said

he made his excuses and left the bar right after that

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there is something about a really sexual woman that frightens most men

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some women fake orgasms, but all men fake finances

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

if you want to prove your love

then give her your car keys 

 

Random Jottings ~ Femme Fatale

now the party’s over he’s beginning to wonder what went wrong

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a hero is good

a heroine is brilliant

a villain is essential

but a bad woman is erotic

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‘hold me….’ he said

‘hold your what? she asked

eventually she decided he meant his billfold

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he would do anything for her

the trouble was so would a lot of other men

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he would try to forget her

he would spend the rest of his life trying

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he liked women who looked as though they killed men for a living

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

she thought of herself as a black widow

and that some younger men liked to be caught

Random Jottings ~ Positive Affirmations

be inspired to think, act, and believe in ways that fulfill your potential

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every morning is a new chance to enjoy life

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I am not the sum of my past mistakes, nobody is perfect

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I am at peace with everything that has happened in my life

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I will neither judge myself nor the other people in my life

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we each have the power to change our lives for the better

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I am good with who I am, and proud of who I am becoming

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I can meet each new challenge with fortitude and enthusiasm

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my partner is very attracted to me; physically, spiritually, and emotionally

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

at the end of every day, I know that I will have done the best that I could

last night’s loves

be patient, the best things happen at night

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last night she realised that he never looked into her eyes

but she was happy he was staring at her deep cleavage instead

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I love you…..’ she said softly, ‘please take your clothes off for me…..’

‘these aren’t clothes…..’ he replied

‘you’re a werewolf at night, are’t you?’ she asked excitedly

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she came, and then

she came to the conclusion that car sex was much safer late at night

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at midnight all she had left were half-remembered thoughts of love

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last night, when he said he wanted to sleep with her

she expected him to stay awake for a while first

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last night she wanted him

she wanted him to leave her alone

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

in a bar, very close to midnight

the black widow searched for her next victim

Random Jottings ~ Vampyres

loving a vampire usually ends quite badly

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never kiss a vampire in the pale moonlight

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when vampires go flying and bats are seen

the moon laughs and whispers

’tis near Halloween

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she told me it was love at first bite

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vampires embrace the moonlight shadows

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‘I have a bloodthirsty mind, and you’re on it Darling’

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loving a vampire ~ a short life full of draining incidents

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every good vampyre deserves a chance to bite a virgin’s neck

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she’s the only vampire I know who takes her phone into her coffin

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

oral sex with a vampire is interesting

Random Jottings ~ Desire

always desire to learn how to love

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if you desire a dragon, remember things could get heated

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some say that desiring a dragon isn’t quite normal

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he said it was her faults that made him desire her

he was lying of course

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all that real men desire, real men will attain

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when men achieve their dreams and desires

they can still be dissatisfied

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when most men say; ‘I love you…..’

they really mean; ‘I desire you…..’

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when most men say; ‘I desire you…..’

they really mean; ‘I want to fuck you…..’

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never give up on your desires

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

he desired a virgin princess

what he got was an angry dragon

Random Jottings ~ Insanity

insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting a different result

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‘you’ve got to be insane if you think I like abandoned railway yards’ she said

he could tell she wasn’t best pleased with their day out

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he was happy because he didn’t know what the hell was going on

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nothing is foolproof for a sufficiently talented fool

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he didn’t suffer from insanity, he was very happy being crazy

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he knew it was a win-win situation

she won and he didn’t

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‘FUN!’ she said, ‘this isn’t FUN!’

‘what’s next on your agenda, the creepy crawlies of the fucking snakes?’

he could tell she didn’t really like the outdoors life

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

‘just lock me up and throw away the key,’ he said

and so that’s what she did

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