Random Jottings ~ Desire
sexual desire is real, genuine, and powerful
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you may desire her
but you can’t miss what you’ve never had
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although all she desired was casual sex
she decided that she may as well fall in love
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man is a creation of desire, not a creation of need
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sexual desire and fucking are just biology in action
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desire can be bitter, sweet, savoury, salty, and sassy
but never tasteless and boring
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desire is a hunger in men, but just an appetite in women
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there is but a small distance between the desire to fuck and the need to hurt
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
the best moments in her life are the desires she can’t ever share with her husband
Random Jottings ~ Covid Christmas
in England it’s always winter now, but never Christmas
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Christmas is a special day of meaning and traditions
spent in the warm circle of family and friends
unless you’re a Londoner in lockdown
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and, one by one, all our freedoms were taken away
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whatever draconian laws governments pass
the virus will always have the last word
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The singing of Christmas carols is verboten
and all the churches are closed
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have yourself a merry little Christmas
and I do mean little
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silent nights have come to stay
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
and on Christmas Eve, the clock struck thirteen
Random Jottings ~ Vacations
she had going to the wrong place,
with the wrong, man down to an art
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the trouble with real life vacations is there’s no background music
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women in bikinis pose, and sometimes that posing is an invitation
or so some men would like to believe
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‘I promise you I’ll make the sun shine every day…..’ he said
after that it rained a lot
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it’s unlucky to go back to work the day after you’ve been off
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never throw a message in a bottle into the sea
you could get arrested for littering
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it’s good to be bad on vacation
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
my favourite place to vacation
is anyplace by the ocean
Random Jottings ~ Sex
if you want to prove your love, then give her your credit card
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a women who wears a see through dress without lingerie has got balls
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a real woman is her man’s personal porn star
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‘be mine…..’ he said, ‘your what…..’ she asked
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love is whatever you think it is at the time
but first date sex is always just sex
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‘OK, let’s go and fully explore my sexuality…..’ she said
he made his excuses and left the bar right after that
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there is something about a really sexual woman that frightens most men
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some women fake orgasms, but all men fake finances
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
if you want to prove your love
then give her your car keysÂ
Random Jottings ~ Femme Fatale
now the party’s over he’s beginning to wonder what went wrong
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a hero is good
a heroine is brilliant
a villain is essential
but a bad woman is erotic
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‘hold me….’ he said
‘hold your what? she asked
eventually she decided he meant his billfold
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he would do anything for her
the trouble was so would a lot of other men
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he would try to forget her
he would spend the rest of his life trying
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he liked women who looked as though they killed men for a living
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
she thought of herself as a black widow
and that some younger men liked to be caught
Random Jottings ~ Positive Affirmations
be inspired to think, act, and believe in ways that fulfill your potential
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every morning is a new chance to enjoy life
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I am not the sum of my past mistakes, nobody is perfect
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I am at peace with everything that has happened in my life
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I will neither judge myself nor the other people in my life
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we each have the power to change our lives for the better
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I am good with who I am, and proud of who I am becoming
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I can meet each new challenge with fortitude and enthusiasm
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my partner is very attracted to me; physically, spiritually, and emotionally
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
at the end of every day, I know that I will have done the best that I could
last night’s loves
be patient, the best things happen at night
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last night she realised that he never looked into her eyes
but she was happy he was staring at her deep cleavage instead
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I love you…..’ she said softly, ‘please take your clothes off for me…..’
‘these aren’t clothes…..’ he replied
‘you’re a werewolf at night, are’t you?’ she asked excitedly
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she came, and then
she came to the conclusion that car sex was much safer late at night
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at midnight all she had left were half-remembered thoughts of love
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last night, when he said he wanted to sleep with her
she expected him to stay awake for a while first
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last night she wanted him
she wanted him to leave her alone
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
in a bar, very close to midnight
the black widow searched for her next victim
Random Jottings ~ Vampyres
loving a vampire usually ends quite badly
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never kiss a vampire in the pale moonlight
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when vampires go flying and bats are seen
the moon laughs and whispers
’tis near Halloween
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she told me it was love at first bite
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vampires embrace the moonlight shadows
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‘I have a bloodthirsty mind, and you’re on it Darling’
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loving a vampire ~ a short life full of draining incidents
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every good vampyre deserves a chance to bite a virgin’s neck
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she’s the only vampire I know who takes her phone into her coffin
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
oral sex with a vampire is interesting
Random Jottings ~ Desire
always desire to learn how to love
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if you desire a dragon, remember things could get heated
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some say that desiring a dragon isn’t quite normal
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he said it was her faults that made him desire her
he was lying of course
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all that real men desire, real men will attain
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when men achieve their dreams and desires
they can still be dissatisfied
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when most men say; ‘I love you…..’
they really mean; ‘I desire you…..’
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when most men say; ‘I desire you…..’
they really mean; ‘I want to fuck you…..’
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never give up on your desires
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
he desired a virgin princess
what he got was an angry dragon
Random Jottings ~ Insanity
insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting a different result
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‘you’ve got to be insane if you think I like abandoned railway yards’ she said
he could tell she wasn’t best pleased with their day out
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he was happy because he didn’t know what the hell was going on
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nothing is foolproof for a sufficiently talented fool
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he didn’t suffer from insanity, he was very happy being crazy
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he knew it was a win-win situation
she won and he didn’t
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‘FUN!’ she said, ‘this isn’t FUN!’
‘what’s next on your agenda, the creepy crawlies of the fucking snakes?’
he could tell she didn’t really like the outdoors life
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
‘just lock me up and throw away the key,’ he said
and so that’s what she did
