Tunes on Tuesday ~ Stairway to Heaven
some things remain funny, no matter what
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every day we live we learn something new
jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
allegedly, kangaroo is aboriginal for WTF was that?
Steadfast in Friendship
it’s a good life for those who don’t weaken and break
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a friend in need is a friend indeed
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a steadfast friend is unchanging and faithful
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behave constantly, honestly, and courageously
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a true friend is trustworthy, honest, open, and supportive
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live with passion and conviction even in the face of opposition
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a sure friend is dependable, reliable, constant, and unwavering
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be like the cliff against which the waves continually break
but it stands firm and tames the fury of the waters around it
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
a steadfast friend is there for you
in good times and bad
Not Being a Better Man
ask not what others can do for you
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follow the money
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what’s in it or me?
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she will never know
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everyone has affairs
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everybody likes strippers
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so, what do I get out of this?
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how can I get away with this?
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so I watch a lot of porn, so what?
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I don’t do her anniversaries and birthdays
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
just one little drink won’t hurt
Random Jottings ~ Sunshine
without sunshine summer isn’t summer at all
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the sun rose like a goddess from the sea
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the caress of warm sunshine is delicious
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‘you are my sunshine….’ he said
and then she burned him
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‘I promise you I’ll make the sunshine come every day…..’
after that it rained a lot
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just as a flower blooms in the sunshine
so blooms a woman in love
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it’s hard to see the sunshine the morning after she dumped you
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
in summer she always wears virginal white
it isn’t her colour
Ecological Thrift
save money and stop trying to save the planet
consider living in a smaller place
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walk don’t drive
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drive something smaller
cheaper and more fuel efficient
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stop driving like an idiot
too fast, breaking too hard and too late
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quit your addictions
drinking, smoking, gambling, shopping, promiscuity
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don’t buy stuff you don’t need
never, ever, go shopping without proper list
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sell stuff you don’t use, wear, or has no purpose
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turn your heating down and your AC thermostat up
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
learn to cook
Random Jottings ~ Food & Drink
beer is made by fat men, but wine is made by Gods
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wine is poetry in a bottle
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live to eat, don’t just eat to live
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when your world falls apart
eat a tub of chocolate ice cream
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ask not what you can do for your country
ask what’s for lunch
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time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so
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my wife cooks with wine
sometimes she even adds it to the food
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when your world falls apart
drink Guinness and let the world fall out of your bottom
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
all major food groups, beer and bread
Random Jottings ~ Stupidity
people with single-figure IQ’s love being on TV
some women think being stupid is fun
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in sports fans stupidity is not a handicap
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in politics, arrogant stupidity is not a handicap
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whenever a man does a totally stupid thing
it’s always about a woman
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Americans don’t understand English irony
it’s wasted on them
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beauty fades, lust cools, love dies, romance ends
but stupidity lasts forever
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
cycling is dangerous
if there’s a woman around
Random Jottings ~ Walking
walking brings a real man back to freedom
not all those who wander far afield are lost
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meditative walking brings wisdom and love back into your life
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some say walking is the best exercise
while others say the best exercise is swimming
meanwhile, smart guys prefer sex
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everywhere in the world is withing walking distance
if you have the time
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the footpath right outside your door
will take you to wherever you want to go
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if you walk ten miles a day
eventually you will be so far away your ex will never find you
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no matter how hard you try
walking in flip flops is not sexy
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
cycling has a couple of things in its favour
Pathological Liar = Politician
falsifier, fabricator, misleader, perjurer, pseudologue
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withholding vital information about the coronavirus vaccine
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deliberately promulgating false claims
that the Indian variant of the virus is more infectious
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being purposefully unavailable to take telephone calls
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failing to tell the truth to the Prime Minister
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attempting to brainwash the public
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a fucking hopeless Health Minister
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using old and discredited data
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misleading parliament
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all of the above are direct quotes from today’s news media
jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
they think it’s all over
now it is
More Coronavirus Crap
as we come to the end of the ‘pandemic’
the ‘great and the good’ prove just how stupid they are
covid will last forever
and we need to live with it like flu
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the virus is never going to go away
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the public will have to get used to covid deaths
so what is an acceptable number of daily victims?
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the covid ‘passport’ to enter sporting events is back again
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couples face a £10,000 fine
if they don’t do a proper covid risk assessment on their wedding
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vaccine shortage is now threatening the end of lockdown in England
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and finally for today
Russia has now identified the Moscow variant
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
mask wearing will be compulsory forever
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