Tag Archives: Random Jottings

Things Men Do

one reason men are slobs is that
mothers let boys get away with it

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it takes a lot of hard work and practice to become a lazy slob

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some men think that being a lazy slob is a full-time job

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men have more grades of laundry than clean and dirty

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a man will spend ages looking for the remote

rather than walk over and change channels manually

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men believe that where there’s muck there’s money

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rudeness is a weak man’s imitation of strength

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Moses was lost in the desert for 40 years

and he wouldn’t ask for directions either

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men look after the environment

they like saving water

and eating right out of the can

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

most men will cheat

and have sex with any bar fly

if they think they can get away with it

what Women want from Men

women need to feel protected by the man in their life

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women would be dishonest if they ever said they didn’t like hot looking men

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some women would be dishonest if they ever said they didn’t prefer men with money

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women like men who are supportive, understanding, kind, and considerate

they also like men who tell them what to do

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a guy who can, at least, put up a shelf without it turning into a disaster

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women hate it when men don’t pick up the check

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adventure, excitement, new experiences

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hot sex whenever she wants it

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a partner not a child

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

women like guys who own a cool car

better than guys who take the bus

 

What Women Want ~ Safety

for most woman, fear is a part of their life

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some say that safety is the single biggest motivator for a woman to be in a long-term relationship with a man

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women often perceive themselves to be powerless against men

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trustworthiness is what women really want from a man

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most men minimise or dismiss a woman’s emotions

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most women do not see the world as a safe place

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some women say that men need to commit themselves

to being reliable steadfast and trustworthy

or sex is out of the question

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for most normal woman to be aroused

they must first feel safe

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalknet

many women are afraid of their partner doing this to them, or worse

Random Jottings ~ Men in Relationships

she willed her perfect man into existence

that was the only way she was going to get him

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‘perfect man’ is an oxymoron

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men don’t have relationships

they have places to put their junk

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men don’t want to know what’s on TV

they want to know what else is on TV

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most men think Fidelity is only the name of a bank

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men don’t multitask

so don’t ask him to talk dirty when you’re having sex

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men who pick up older women in bars

have no respect for the older women they pick up in bars

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

men who have an adonis belt

probably don’t know who Adonis was

Random Jottings ~ Argument Winners

being right will not necessarily win any arguments

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I don’t care what God said…..

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you might be right, but I don’t agree

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I don’t pretend to know everything

but I know I’m a lot smarter than you

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she was making one mistake in her argument

she assumed that I gave a shit what she thought

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why do stupid people think that shouting will win an argument?

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ridicule and humiliation might win arguments

but they don’t win friends

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

it’s damn near impossible for any man

to win an argument with a sexy woman

Random Jottings ~ Vacations

English told to lock away their passports for a year

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forget California

no holidays for Brits for a year

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buy a sunlamp and some bags of sand

it’s the nearest you’re going to get to a vacation

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United Kingdom cut off from the rest of the world

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no sunshine holiday romances please, we’re British

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we English travel not to escape everyday life, but to escape Covid

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doctors say that having fun increases your risk of dying from COVID-19

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

no man needs a vacation so much as the man who has been in lockdown for 308 days

Choices, Chances, and Changes

your decisions create your ultimate destiny

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some women choose to drink alone

for a while anyhow

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make good choices today

so you don’t have regrets tomorrow

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change is inevitable, success is optional

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life is the sum of all your choices and chances

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she did not love you

but you took a chance because your love was true

it turned out that was the wrong choice

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the true measure of intelligence is the ability to change

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a wise man sometimes changes his mind, a fool never will

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

there are far better women ahead

than the ones we choose to leave behind

Random Jottings ~ Desire

sexual desire is real, genuine, and powerful

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you may desire her

but you can’t miss what you’ve never had

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although all she desired was casual sex

she decided that she may as well fall in love

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man is a creation of desire, not a creation of need

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sexual desire and fucking are just biology in action

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desire can be bitter, sweet, savoury, salty, and sassy

but never tasteless and boring

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desire is a hunger in men, but just an appetite in women

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there is but a small distance between the desire to fuck and the need to hurt

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

the best moments in her life are the desires she can’t ever share with her husband

Random Jottings ~ Covid Christmas

in England it’s always winter now, but never Christmas

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Christmas is a special day of meaning and traditions

spent in the warm circle of family and friends

unless you’re a Londoner in lockdown

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and, one by one, all our freedoms were taken away

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whatever draconian laws governments pass

the virus will always have the last word

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The singing of Christmas carols is verboten

and all the churches are closed

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have yourself a merry little Christmas

and I do mean little

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silent nights have come to stay

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

and on Christmas Eve, the clock struck thirteen

Random Jottings ~ Vacations

she had going to the wrong place,
with the wrong, man down to an art

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the trouble with real life vacations is there’s no background music

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women in bikinis pose, and sometimes that posing is an invitation

or so some men would like to believe

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‘I promise you I’ll make the sun shine every day…..’ he said

after that it rained a lot

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it’s unlucky to go back to work the day after you’ve been off

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never throw a message in a bottle into the sea

you could get arrested for littering

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it’s good to be bad on vacation

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

my favourite place to vacation

is anyplace by the ocean

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