Random Jottings ~ Positive Affirmations
be inspired to think, act, and believe in ways that fulfill your potential
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every morning is a new chance to enjoy life
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I am not the sum of my past mistakes, nobody is perfect
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I am at peace with everything that has happened in my life
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I will neither judge myself nor the other people in my life
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we each have the power to change our lives for the better
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I am good with who I am, and proud of who I am becoming
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I can meet each new challenge with fortitude and enthusiasm
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my partner is very attracted to me; physically, spiritually, and emotionally
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
at the end of every day, I know that I will have done the best that I could
last night’s loves
be patient, the best things happen at night
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last night she realised that he never looked into her eyes
but she was happy he was staring at her deep cleavage instead
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I love you…..’ she said softly, ‘please take your clothes off for me…..’
‘these aren’t clothes…..’ he replied
‘you’re a werewolf at night, are’t you?’ she asked excitedly
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she came, and then
she came to the conclusion that car sex was much safer late at night
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at midnight all she had left were half-remembered thoughts of love
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last night, when he said he wanted to sleep with her
she expected him to stay awake for a while first
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last night she wanted him
she wanted him to leave her alone
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
in a bar, very close to midnight
the black widow searched for her next victim
Random Jottings ~ Vampyres
loving a vampire usually ends quite badly
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never kiss a vampire in the pale moonlight
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when vampires go flying and bats are seen
the moon laughs and whispers
’tis near Halloween
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she told me it was love at first bite
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vampires embrace the moonlight shadows
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‘I have a bloodthirsty mind, and you’re on it Darling’
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loving a vampire ~ a short life full of draining incidents
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every good vampyre deserves a chance to bite a virgin’s neck
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she’s the only vampire I know who takes her phone into her coffin
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
oral sex with a vampire is interesting
Random Jottings ~ Desire
always desire to learn how to love
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if you desire a dragon, remember things could get heated
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some say that desiring a dragon isn’t quite normal
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he said it was her faults that made him desire her
he was lying of course
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all that real men desire, real men will attain
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when men achieve their dreams and desires
they can still be dissatisfied
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when most men say; ‘I love you…..’
they really mean; ‘I desire you…..’
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when most men say; ‘I desire you…..’
they really mean; ‘I want to fuck you…..’
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never give up on your desires
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
he desired a virgin princess
what he got was an angry dragon
Random Jottings ~ Insanity
insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting a different result
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‘you’ve got to be insane if you think I like abandoned railway yards’ she said
he could tell she wasn’t best pleased with their day out
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he was happy because he didn’t know what the hell was going on
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nothing is foolproof for a sufficiently talented fool
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he didn’t suffer from insanity, he was very happy being crazy
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he knew it was a win-win situation
she won and he didn’t
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‘FUN!’ she said, ‘this isn’t FUN!’
‘what’s next on your agenda, the creepy crawlies of the fucking snakes?’
he could tell she didn’t really like the outdoors life
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
‘just lock me up and throw away the key,’ he said
and so that’s what she did
Random Jottings ~ Lies and Deceit
a deceiver will always find one who wishes to be deceived
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the instant gratification of booze is a devious deception
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it is better to be lied to than to become a liar
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seduction is a form of deception
you know she can fool you at any time on any given day
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love never dies a natural death
love is always killed by dishonesty, deception, and distrust
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first appearances are not always deceptions, just mostly
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be careful who you trust
the devil was once an angel
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
the worst thing about being lied to
is knowing that you weren’t even worth the truth
Random Jottings ~ Healthy Routines and Rituals
the secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine
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exercise hard and vigorously six days a week
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when you eat is as important as what you eat
breakfast around 07:30
lunch at one o’clock
and dinner at seven in the evening
don’t ever eat late at night
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try not to get into the routine of drinking every night
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rise and go to bed at the same time every night and morning
including at weekends and on vacation
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get into the habit of walking instead of driving everywhere
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
aim to walk 10,000 paces a day
every damn day
Random Jottings ~ COVID-19
you can take social distancing a little bit too far
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save the world, stay at home and watch TV
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social distancing is just like being shipwrecked
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practice social distancing and don’t hoard toilet paper
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it’s sad when self-isolation is just like your normal life
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without utter solitude, working from home is impossible
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COVID-19 is a deadly virus, kill it stone dead with soap and water
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you’re more likely to die of a heart attack, in the bath, than you are to die from COVID-19
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between 60% and 90% of positive COVID-19 tests are false positives
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
when life is a shipwreck
sing campfire songs
Random Jottings ~ Friendship
a friend when you are in need, is a friend indeed
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friendship isn’t a test of endurance
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friendship is not a deal, it’s a state of being
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true friendship asks no questions and tells no lies
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if your lover isn’t your best friend, then it’s just casual sex
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a real friend is like a spring of cool clear water in the desert heat
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he isn’t your friend if he makes you feel like you’re always walking on eggshells
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your best friend is your starlight and your guide when you are lost in the darkness
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
a friend will find you
no matter where you are
Random Jottings ~ Strange Love
love can be an intimate connection and a dreadful bond
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love makes you do strange things
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she hears you before you have spoken
answers you before you’ve formed the question
and she loved you before you ever dreamed of her
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and then, in walked the witch
the electric broomstick was bad
her fuck-me stilettos were a bitch
but the pearl choker was just sadistic
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erotic witches aren’t all bad
they just like to behave that way
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
memories of
sex, secrets, sins
lovers, lies, lusts
desires, demands
resentments, regrets
