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Random Jottings #10

to her, drinking responsibly meant not spilling it

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what happens to history if booze had never been invented?

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‘she is my most precious possession…..’ he said

then she threw her drink in his face

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‘I drink to forget…..’ she said

‘forget what…..?’

‘fucked if I can remember…..’

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the secret of life, the universe, everything really

isn’t found at the bottom of a glass

but it’s always worth looking

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

if she was going to get buzzed

she was going to do it elegantly

 

 

 

Random Jottings #9

of course you’re not scared of me, I’m not the vampire

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‘I adore you…..’ she said.  ‘please take your clothes off…..’

‘these aren’t clothes…..’

‘you’re a werewolf, aren’t you…..?’

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she was so fucking hot

and so into being used by the wolf

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the witch wore black satin and lace

the werewolf wasn’t impressed, he much preferred red

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the werewolf came to her, charmed by her soft voice

‘you are lascivious lust incarnate…..’ Red Riding Hood whispered

‘and I like that’ 

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

Red Riding Hood had almost tamed a werewolf

now what was she going to do with him?

 

 

Random Jottings #8

no matter if you’re a vampire or a werewolf, love is still love

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vampires werewolves and demons lurk in the shadows

nothing does a good lurk like a werewolf

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moonlight music and a werewolf

what more could a girl want?

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she should never have gone into that place

it was one of those bars where the nature of werewolves slowly becomes apparent

it’s lucky that she was a real dog

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

dances with werewolves

just don’t show him your throat

Random Jottings #7

it’s always the car ~ hot women love a cool jaguar

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he was enchanted by her beautiful angel eyes

he was enthralled by her lascivious witch’s mouth

he was utterly lost to her when she danced in his mind

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‘Do you love me?  he asked…..

but he knew in his heart that whatever she said would be a lie

‘No….’ she replied

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Black is a good colour on a woman, or a car

both of them are expensive

if you have to choose, black silk is the better

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

another brilliant disguise

and not every woman can wear black

 

 

Random Jottings #6

she’s always so good when she’s so bad, she can be cruel

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you can judge the promise of a mature bitch by the quality of the blood it’s written in

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she has something very much darker than ice-water in her veins

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she did that silently dismissive thing older women do with their eyes

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some women are pretty

some older women are pretty exciting

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

she can’t rely on stockings and stiletto heels forever

but it’s working pretty well right now

Random Jottings #5

an affair with a female dragon, it can be fun, it can be lethal

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never argue with a dragon

things could get heated

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‘come to me,’ she said in a hot erotic voice

‘I’d rather not,’ he replied

‘oh, why?’

‘you’re a dragon, and last time I got burned’

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total self-confidence is sexually attractive

even in a female dragon

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

infidelity is dangerous

when your mistress is a dragon

Random Jottings #4

lust is an insidious beast, the more you feed it the more it grows

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Don’t leave me…..’ she said

He gave her the car keys and walked into the night

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He met her in a bar

it was one of those bars where the true nature of vampires slowly becomes apparent

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She was the best looking woman he had ever been with

the best part was, she was also a sapphic sorceress

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

he wanted her

he wanted her to leave him alone

Random Jottings #3

she was an angel craving chaos and excitement

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it might seem a long way to Purgatory

but it’s a hell of a long walk back

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some say that the longest journey starts with the first step

I think it’s better if you decide where to go first

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she was mad, she was bad, she was exotic, she was erotic

she was Alicia, his designated demon for the evening

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

she was a demon seeking peace

she was a witch seeking tranquility

Random Jottings #2

come not between a dragon and her wrath

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the secret of Life, the Universe, and everything

probably isn’t written on the back of a cornflake packet

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what does a computer think about when it’s been switched off?

obviously windows ~ but what does it see through the glass?

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OK, so let’s go and explore the Universe

OK, so let’s go into town, have a few beers and a curry, and pick up a couple of girls first

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

OK, so if you want to prove your love for me

go and kill me a dragon

 

Random Jottings #1

one thought can change your whole life

Genius doesn’t come with a set of instructions,

genius comes with a lot of dark and stormy nights

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‘I love you with all my heart and soul,’ he said 

‘Get your wallet out,’  she replied

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Sometimes the best part of the day is the first drink,

sometimes the best part of the day is the last drunk

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

the cat looked at the dragon,

and mutually, they called it a draw

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