Tag Archives: Random Jottings

Tunes on Tuesday ~ Stairway to Heaven

some things remain funny, no matter what

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every day we live we learn something new

jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

allegedly, kangaroo is aboriginal for WTF was that?

 

Steadfast in Friendship

it’s a good life for those who don’t weaken and break

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a friend in need is a friend indeed

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a steadfast friend is unchanging and faithful

behave constantly, honestly, and courageously

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a true friend is trustworthy, honest, open, and supportive

live with passion and conviction even in the face of opposition

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a sure friend is dependable, reliable, constant, and unwavering

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be like the cliff against which the waves continually break

but it stands firm and tames the fury of the waters around it

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

a steadfast friend is there for you

in good times and bad

Not Being a Better Man

ask not what others can do for you

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follow the money

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what’s in it or me?

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she will never know

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everyone has affairs

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everybody likes strippers

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so, what do I get out of this?

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how can I get away with this?

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so I watch a lot of porn, so what?

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I don’t do her anniversaries and birthdays

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

just one little drink won’t hurt

Random Jottings ~ Sunshine

without sunshine summer isn’t summer at all

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the sun rose like a goddess from the sea

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the caress of warm sunshine is delicious

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‘you are my sunshine….’ he said

and then she burned him

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‘I promise you I’ll make the sunshine come every day…..’

after that it rained a lot

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just as a flower blooms in the sunshine

so blooms a woman in love

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it’s hard to see the sunshine the morning after she dumped you

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

in summer she always wears virginal white

it isn’t her colour

Ecological Thrift

save money and stop trying to save the planet

consider living in a smaller place

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walk don’t drive

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drive something smaller

cheaper and more fuel efficient

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stop driving like an idiot

too fast, breaking too hard and too late

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quit your addictions

drinking, smoking, gambling, shopping, promiscuity

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don’t buy stuff you don’t need

never, ever, go shopping without proper list

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sell stuff you don’t use, wear, or has no purpose

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turn your heating down and your AC thermostat up

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

learn to cook

Random Jottings ~ Food & Drink

beer is made by fat men, but wine is made by Gods

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wine is poetry in a bottle

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live to eat, don’t just eat to live

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when your world falls apart

eat a tub of chocolate ice cream

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ask not what you can do for your country

ask what’s for lunch

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time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so

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my wife cooks with wine

sometimes she even adds it to the food

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when your world falls apart

drink Guinness and let the world fall out of your bottom

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

all major food groups,  beer and bread

Random Jottings ~ Stupidity

people with single-figure IQ’s love being on TV

some women think being stupid is fun

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in sports fans stupidity is not a handicap

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in politics, arrogant stupidity is not a handicap

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whenever a man does a totally stupid thing

it’s always about a woman

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Americans don’t understand English irony

it’s wasted on them

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beauty fades, lust cools, love dies, romance ends

but stupidity lasts forever

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

cycling is dangerous

if there’s a woman around

Random Jottings ~ Walking

walking brings a real man back to freedom

 

not all those who wander far afield are lost

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meditative walking brings wisdom and love back into your life

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some say walking is the best exercise

while others say the best exercise is swimming

meanwhile, smart guys prefer sex

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everywhere in the world is withing walking distance

if you have the time

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the footpath right outside your door

will take you to wherever you want to go

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if you walk ten miles a day

eventually you will be so far away your ex will never find you

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no matter how hard you try

walking in flip flops is not sexy

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

cycling has a couple of things in its favour

Pathological Liar = Politician

falsifier, fabricator, misleader, perjurer, pseudologue

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withholding vital information about the coronavirus vaccine

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deliberately promulgating false claims

that the Indian variant of the virus is more infectious

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being purposefully unavailable to take telephone calls

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failing to tell the truth to the Prime Minister

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attempting to brainwash the public

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a fucking hopeless Health Minister

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using old and discredited data

misleading parliament

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all of the above are direct quotes from today’s news media

jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

they think it’s all over

now it is

More Coronavirus Crap

as we come to the end of the ‘pandemic’
the ‘great and the good’ prove just how stupid they are

covid will last forever

and we need to live with it like flu

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the virus is never going to go away

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the public will have to get used to covid deaths

so what is an acceptable number of daily victims?

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the covid ‘passport’ to enter sporting events is back again

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couples face a £10,000 fine

if they don’t do a proper covid risk assessment on their wedding

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vaccine shortage is now threatening the end of lockdown in England

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and finally for today

Russia has now identified the Moscow variant

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

mask wearing will be compulsory forever

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