Random Jottings #10
to her, drinking responsibly meant not spilling it
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what happens to history if booze had never been invented?
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‘she is my most precious possession…..’ he said
then she threw her drink in his face
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‘I drink to forget…..’ she said
‘forget what…..?’
‘fucked if I can remember…..’
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the secret of life, the universe, everything really
isn’t found at the bottom of a glass
but it’s always worth looking
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
if she was going to get buzzed
she was going to do it elegantly
Random Jottings #9
of course you’re not scared of me, I’m not the vampire
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‘I adore you…..’ she said. ‘please take your clothes off…..’
‘these aren’t clothes…..’
‘you’re a werewolf, aren’t you…..?’
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she was so fucking hot
and so into being used by the wolf
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the witch wore black satin and lace
the werewolf wasn’t impressed, he much preferred red
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the werewolf came to her, charmed by her soft voice
‘you are lascivious lust incarnate…..’ Red Riding Hood whispered
‘and I like that’
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
Red Riding Hood had almost tamed a werewolf
now what was she going to do with him?
Random Jottings #8
no matter if you’re a vampire or a werewolf, love is still love
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vampires werewolves and demons lurk in the shadows
nothing does a good lurk like a werewolf
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moonlight music and a werewolf
what more could a girl want?
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she should never have gone into that place
it was one of those bars where the nature of werewolves slowly becomes apparent
it’s lucky that she was a real dog
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
dances with werewolves
just don’t show him your throat
Random Jottings #7
it’s always the car ~ hot women love a cool jaguar
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he was enchanted by her beautiful angel eyes
he was enthralled by her lascivious witch’s mouth
he was utterly lost to her when she danced in his mind
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‘Do you love me? he asked…..
but he knew in his heart that whatever she said would be a lie
‘No….’ she replied
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Black is a good colour on a woman, or a car
both of them are expensive
if you have to choose, black silk is the better
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
another brilliant disguise
and not every woman can wear black
Random Jottings #6
she’s always so good when she’s so bad, she can be cruel
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you can judge the promise of a mature bitch by the quality of the blood it’s written in
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she has something very much darker than ice-water in her veins
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she did that silently dismissive thing older women do with their eyes
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some women are pretty
some older women are pretty exciting
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
she can’t rely on stockings and stiletto heels forever
but it’s working pretty well right now
Random Jottings #5
an affair with a female dragon, it can be fun, it can be lethal
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never argue with a dragon
things could get heated
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‘come to me,’ she said in a hot erotic voice
‘I’d rather not,’ he replied
‘oh, why?’
‘you’re a dragon, and last time I got burned’
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total self-confidence is sexually attractive
even in a female dragon
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
infidelity is dangerous
when your mistress is a dragon
Random Jottings #4
lust is an insidious beast, the more you feed it the more it grows
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‘Don’t leave me…..’ she said
He gave her the car keys and walked into the night
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He met her in a bar
it was one of those bars where the true nature of vampires slowly becomes apparent
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She was the best looking woman he had ever been with
the best part was, she was also a sapphic sorceress
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
he wanted her
he wanted her to leave him alone
Random Jottings #3
she was an angel craving chaos and excitement
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it might seem a long way to Purgatory
but it’s a hell of a long walk back
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some say that the longest journey starts with the first step
I think it’s better if you decide where to go first
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she was mad, she was bad, she was exotic, she was erotic
she was Alicia, his designated demon for the evening
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
she was a demon seeking peace
she was a witch seeking tranquility
Random Jottings #2
come not between a dragon and her wrath
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the secret of Life, the Universe, and everything
probably isn’t written on the back of a cornflake packet
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what does a computer think about when it’s been switched off?
obviously windows ~ but what does it see through the glass?
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OK, so let’s go and explore the Universe
OK, so let’s go into town, have a few beers and a curry, and pick up a couple of girls first
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
OK, so if you want to prove your love for me
go and kill me a dragon
Random Jottings #1
one thought can change your whole life
Genius doesn’t come with a set of instructions,
genius comes with a lot of dark and stormy nights
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‘I love you with all my heart and soul,’ he said
‘Get your wallet out,’ she replied
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Sometimes the best part of the day is the first drink,
sometimes the best part of the day is the last drunk
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
the cat looked at the dragon,
and mutually, they called it a draw
