Tag Archives: Random Jottings

Random Jottings ~ Positive Affirmations

be inspired to think, act, and believe in ways that fulfill your potential

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every morning is a new chance to enjoy life

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I am not the sum of my past mistakes, nobody is perfect

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I am at peace with everything that has happened in my life

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I will neither judge myself nor the other people in my life

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we each have the power to change our lives for the better

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I am good with who I am, and proud of who I am becoming

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I can meet each new challenge with fortitude and enthusiasm

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my partner is very attracted to me; physically, spiritually, and emotionally

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

at the end of every day, I know that I will have done the best that I could

last night’s loves

be patient, the best things happen at night

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last night she realised that he never looked into her eyes

but she was happy he was staring at her deep cleavage instead

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I love you…..’ she said softly, ‘please take your clothes off for me…..’

‘these aren’t clothes…..’ he replied

‘you’re a werewolf at night, are’t you?’ she asked excitedly

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she came, and then

she came to the conclusion that car sex was much safer late at night

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at midnight all she had left were half-remembered thoughts of love

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last night, when he said he wanted to sleep with her

she expected him to stay awake for a while first

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last night she wanted him

she wanted him to leave her alone

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

in a bar, very close to midnight

the black widow searched for her next victim

Random Jottings ~ Vampyres

loving a vampire usually ends quite badly

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never kiss a vampire in the pale moonlight

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when vampires go flying and bats are seen

the moon laughs and whispers

’tis near Halloween

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she told me it was love at first bite

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vampires embrace the moonlight shadows

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‘I have a bloodthirsty mind, and you’re on it Darling’

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loving a vampire ~ a short life full of draining incidents

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every good vampyre deserves a chance to bite a virgin’s neck

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she’s the only vampire I know who takes her phone into her coffin

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

oral sex with a vampire is interesting

Random Jottings ~ Desire

always desire to learn how to love

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if you desire a dragon, remember things could get heated

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some say that desiring a dragon isn’t quite normal

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he said it was her faults that made him desire her

he was lying of course

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all that real men desire, real men will attain

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when men achieve their dreams and desires

they can still be dissatisfied

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when most men say; ‘I love you…..’

they really mean; ‘I desire you…..’

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when most men say; ‘I desire you…..’

they really mean; ‘I want to fuck you…..’

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never give up on your desires

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

he desired a virgin princess

what he got was an angry dragon

Random Jottings ~ Insanity

insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting a different result

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‘you’ve got to be insane if you think I like abandoned railway yards’ she said

he could tell she wasn’t best pleased with their day out

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he was happy because he didn’t know what the hell was going on

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nothing is foolproof for a sufficiently talented fool

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he didn’t suffer from insanity, he was very happy being crazy

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he knew it was a win-win situation

she won and he didn’t

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‘FUN!’ she said, ‘this isn’t FUN!’

‘what’s next on your agenda, the creepy crawlies of the fucking snakes?’

he could tell she didn’t really like the outdoors life

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

‘just lock me up and throw away the key,’ he said

and so that’s what she did

Random Jottings ~ Lies and Deceit

a deceiver will always find one who wishes to be deceived

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the instant gratification of booze is a devious deception

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it is better to be lied to than to become a liar

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seduction is a form of deception

you know she can fool you at any time on any given day

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love never dies a natural death

love is always killed by dishonesty, deception, and distrust

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first appearances are not always deceptions, just mostly

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be careful who you trust

the devil was once an angel

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

the worst thing about being lied to

is knowing that you weren’t even worth the truth

Random Jottings ~ Healthy Routines and Rituals

the secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine

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exercise hard and vigorously six days a week

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when you eat is as important as what you eat

breakfast around 07:30

lunch at one o’clock

and dinner at seven in the evening

don’t ever eat late at night

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try not to get into the routine of drinking every night

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rise and go to bed at the same time every night and morning

including at weekends and on vacation

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get into the habit of walking instead of driving everywhere

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

aim to walk 10,000 paces a day

every damn day

 

Random Jottings ~ COVID-19

you can take social distancing a little bit too far

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save the world, stay at home and watch TV

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social distancing is just like being shipwrecked

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practice social distancing and don’t hoard toilet paper

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it’s sad when self-isolation is just like your normal life

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without utter solitude, working from home is impossible

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COVID-19 is a deadly virus, kill it stone dead with soap and water

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you’re more likely to die of a heart attack, in the bath, than you are to die from COVID-19

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between 60% and 90% of positive COVID-19 tests are false positives

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

when life is a shipwreck

sing campfire songs

Random Jottings ~ Friendship

a friend when you are in need, is a friend indeed

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friendship isn’t a test of endurance

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friendship is not a deal, it’s a state of being

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true friendship asks no questions and tells no lies

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if your lover isn’t your best friend, then it’s just casual sex

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a real friend is like a spring of cool clear water in the desert heat

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he isn’t your friend if he makes you feel like you’re always walking on eggshells

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your best friend is your starlight and your guide when you are lost in the darkness

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

a friend will find you

no matter where you are

 

Random Jottings ~ Strange Love

love can be an intimate connection and a dreadful bond

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love makes you do strange things

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she hears you before you have spoken

answers you before you’ve formed the question

and she loved you before you ever dreamed of her

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and then, in walked the witch

the electric broomstick was bad

her fuck-me stilettos were a bitch

but the pearl choker was just sadistic

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erotic witches aren’t all bad

they just like to behave that way

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

memories of

sex, secrets, sins

lovers, lies, lusts

desires, demands

resentments, regretsĀ 

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