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Vacation Travel Chaos

the longest journey starts with the first step

at least we can still do our 10,000 steps a day

There is no quick resolution to the COVID-19 chaos that is affecting airlines, tour operators, hotels, and whole countries around the world.  Yesterday the government in England, via the Foreign and Commonwealth Office, exempted some countries from its advice that we British should avoid any but essential overseas travel.

There is a list of these exempted countries ~ it’s fairly useless.  No matter what the Government says here, these countries all have their own rules, which in some cases prevent people who have recently been to England from entering ~ hopefully pro tempore.  In some cases there are no commercial flights anyway.

The full Department of Transport list can be found at https://www.gov.uk/guidance/coronavirus-covid-19-travel-corridors

But beware, Cyprus, Greece, and Malta will not let UK nationals in without a test, lots of documentation, a 14 day quarantine, (or at all),  there are no flights to the Seychelles, Portugal doesn’t seem to exist any more, & etc. & etc.

Places I think I could travel to in the near future are Italy, Spain, Turkey.  Not really an extensive list of holiday Destinations is it?  France is definitely off the list of places to go, and large parts of Spain are under lockdown again.  There’s always Gibralter, and maybe Morocco.

My best advice is to contact a reputable tour company and airline ~ and then do lots of on-line research before booking anything.

Or stay at home for another couple of weeks.

Sadly, if you are in the USA, you can’t go anywhere, and nobody can come to visit you.  Perhaps you may be able to travel by Thanksgiving, or Christmas.

Have a nice Independence Day.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

Doom and Gloom when it comes to travel to or from the USA, or anywhere within America either

Coronavirus and Travel

it is not the length of life that matters, but the depth of it

There is nothing much in the news these days except the effects, implications, and horror stories concerning the coronavirus, or to give it it’s more sinister name COVID-19.  There is no doubt that there is an outbreak of illness involving a couple of varieties of this nasty little bugger.  According to some organisations, (WHO), the death rate from coronavirus is about 3.4%, (in comparison to a death rate of 0.1% from your average influenza).  But will I let that change my life ~ the hell I will.

In little while I should be heading off for an extended vacation ~ first stop California.  My journey to the warm sunshine should take me about 24 hours, elapsed time.  During my journey I will likely pass through 5 different airport terminals and sit in 3 different aircraft for a total of maybe 15 hours.  I will be in close proximity to hundreds, thousands, of people who could have come from just about anywhere in the world.  Was I of a nervous disposition then that’s the last kind of ordeal I’d put myself through during this present medical emergency.  But then, by that token I should never leave the garret at all ~ ever.

However, I will be taking some sensible precautions ~ in essence these will be no different whatsoever to the precautions I always take when travelling long-distances.

  1. Do not go to or through some disease-ridden hell-hole like Africa, or India, or China, or right now Northern Italy.
  2. Organise myself aisle seats on all flights, which usually costs extra in coach.  An aisle seat because if I’m sitting near someone I don’t like, for example someone coughing and sneezing, then I can always get up and find someplace else to spend most of a long flight.  It also gives me a chance to stretch my legs.
  3. Carry and use cleansing wipes.  It’s bloody terrible carrying stuff like a hand sanitiser through airport security, but I will buy one in the departure area.
  4. Don’t eat any food or drink any liquid that’s of dubious origins.
  5. Thoroughly wash my hands and face as often as possible.
  6. Never, ever touch anyone, and touch mucky looking surfaces as little as possible.
  7. Have comprehensive health cover included in my travel insurance, (£10 million + £10 million repatriation).
  8. Carry a list of emergency contact numbers.

You’ve seen news footage of people wearing masks ~ that’s bloody pointless.  A virus is so small it will just go right through anything you can breathe through.

Some say that it’s better to be safe than sorry.  And that they don’t want to get near to anyone who may have been exposed to the coronavirus.  All I know is that normal life has a 100% mortality rate and I intend to make the most of every moment I have left in mine.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

better to cash out going backwards off a cliff than forted-up in the garret

Scenes on Sunday ~ Idylls

there is something very simple about the most idyllic dreams

sunset Orange County CA

the Pacific Ocean

parasailing over the Mediterranean

the Atlantic Ocean

red rock country near Sedona AZ

Zion Canyon National Park

Sunset in North Turkey

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

the North Sea and winter sky at dawn

Scenes on Sunday ~ Marmaduke in Americia

he who lives sees much, he who travels sees more

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jack collier

jackcollier@talktalk.net

 

Marmaduke is a very cool dude

 

 

Marmaduke’s Vacation

I am sorry I’m going away, you can accompany me some other day.

Marmaduke isn’t coming to the USA with me tomorrow.  This time he has to stay home and look after the garret.  At least having my friend taking care of things while I’m on vacation means I don’t have to worry about the place.  Anyway, Marmy likes being on sentry-duty.

He’s a bit sad about not coming along.  Marmy likes the wide open spaces in America.

Sadly, there just isn’t enough room for him this time around.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

Awwwwww.

Scenes on Sunday ~ Turkey

When a man is weary of sunshine and the sea, he is weary of life.

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I a little while I’m going on my first vacation of the year, to Olu Deniz in Turkey.  I was there last year, and wasn’t brave enough to go parasailing ~ I’ll be doing that exciting activity this year.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

the hotel has only about 20 rooms, but the pool area is really nice

 

Scenes on Sunday ~ Favourite Pictures 2018

These are among my pictures I like most of all.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

taken by the girl riding shotgun

Cars, and Planes, and Trains

It’s very nice to go travelling, but it’s so much nicer to travel home.

Actually no it isn’t.  In comparison to warm and sunny Orange County, the North of England in late November is bleak, boring, grey, and bloody cold, even down at my favourite boat on the marina it’s miserable today.  And it’s a pretty long journey to get back here from where I was staying with my friend.

  • Leave my friend at 04:00 Pacific Time on Monday 19th November.
  • Uber to John Wayne Airport.
  • Take off from John Wayne at 07:00.
  • Flight to Dallas Fort Worth     2hrs 35
  • Land DFW at 11:35 Central Time (2 hours time change).
  • Take off DFW at 15:15 for London Heathrow, a flight of 9hrs 00, (benefiting from a 125mph tail wind over the Atlantic).
  • Land London Heathrow at 06:15 GMT on November 20th (6 hours time change).
  •  Leave LHR for Newcastle upon Tyne at 09:45 GMT, a flight of 1hrs 15
  • Arrive NCL at 11:00
  • Leave Newcastle Airport by Metro Subway for Newcastle Central Rail Station at 12:40 GMT
  • Arrive back at the garret at 14:30 GMT on Monday 20th of November.

Total journey time of 26hrs 30min.  Time in the air 12hrs 50min.

It’s about 5,500 miles from SoCal to the North of England, all in all, and from 38,000 feet you damn well know the world is round when you look out of the aircraft windows.

Some say that it’s excitement and adventure that keeps a man alive.  And, that when you can’t be bothered to go travelling, you may as well just curl up and die.  All I know is that I loved every damn minute of my latest trip ~ maybe the best trip ever.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

much on New Mexico is Indian land

(is one allowed to say that?)

 

Travel is Good for My Health

Do not tell me how educated you are,  just tell me how much you have travelled.  ~  Mohamed

The apartment I live in is called ‘The Garret’ and I feel very much at home here.  However, some recent thoughts, emotions, and events have convinced me that I’ve been spending far too much time in the garret.  Ergo, I’ve decided to get out of the garret more, travel more, take more vacations, and relax in the sunshine a lot more.

Travel and change of pace impart new vigour to the mind.  ~  Seneca

I have very few responsibilities, a hell of a lot of time on my hands, and more than a little money in the bank ~ so there is no earthly reason why I shouldn’t be taking 4 or 5 vacations a year, or even a round half-dozen should the mood strike me.

And, it’s not as though I want to travel to far-away and strange-sounding places.  The camel route to Iraq holds no attraction for me.  Neither do the madchen and the gay muchachas.  And as for Paris, London, and Rome, I’ve spent so long in those cities that they’re like a second home.

There’s a hell of a lot of the world I just do not want to go to, not ever again.  And you can include in that list all of Africa, the Middle East, the Far East, Australia and New Zealand.  As for the America’s, I’d never cross the US border going South again.  I caught malaria in Mexico.

The places I really like are the nicer parts of the USA, some of the Caribbean, and most of the Mediterranean.  I also really like Tuscany and the South of France.  Scandinavia isn’t bad either, (at the right time of year).  None of which destinations are so very exotic, or so very dangerous.  If I’m honest I like going to places where most of the locals can speak some English, and they serve really good food.

In a couple of weeks’ time I’m going to Crete, and after that probably back to California.  Next year Malta, Cyprus, and Turkey are on my list.  Who knows after that?  But a Caribbean Cruise is looking attractive.

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all.  ~  Helen Keller

The one downside for me is that I will mostly be a solitary traveller.  But, who knows who I may meet along the way.  And, one never knows, I may even find an attractive travelling companion to take along with me.  On road trips, in a Mustang convertible, a guy needs an attractive and intelligent Girl Riding Shotgun anyway.  A road trip without The Girl Riding Shotgun just isn’t a proper road trip.

Some say that travel is good for the soul.  And, that a good traveller has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving.  All I know is that I hate dull routine disrupting my life.

So, from now on, if you can’t find me, it’s because I’m on vacation.

Jack Collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

Santa Monica is pretty cool.

Make Your Overseas Trip Safe

kiev-1The world is a dangerous place.  Travel is dangerous.  Overseas travel is very dangerous.

I’ve been to more countries and more cities than most people ~ both on business and as part of my personal vacation time.  From food poisoning in Paris, to being propositioned by a transexual hooker in Moscow, to being held up at gunpoint in Nassau, I’ve had my share of unpleasant excitement overseas.

Here is some of the soundest advice I can offer, which will hopefully reduce the dangers of travel to the far-flung parts of the world.

Aedes mosquitoAvoid the Mosquito.  There is a big chunk of the planet where this annoying little insect will wake you at night with its manic high-pitched buzzing.  By the time you hear it the damn thing will already have tasted your blood.  If you are mildly allergic to the mosquito you will get a blister where it’s bitten you.  If you are bitten by the wrong mosquito it can be a lot worse than an unslightly blister.  Much in the news is the Zika virus, which can shrink babies’ brains in the womb.  This virus is now endemic in 24 countries, mostly in Central and South America.  You know what?  The Zika virus isn’t so bad, unless you’re a pregnant woman all you’ll get from Zika is a light fever.  Much, much, nastier diseases spread by the mosquito include; a half-dozen types of encephalitis, dengue fever, malaria, black water fever, rift valley fever and yellow fever.

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The map shows the areas in which the mosquito carries yellow fever, but one can be bitten by the damn insects anywhere from Italy to India.  What I didn’t know is that one can get yellow fever and the Zika virus in California.

Black DogAvoid All Animals.  Rabies is endemic in many parts of the world.  Trust me, you do not want to get rabies.  Don’t go near dogs anywhere, even a friend’s dog is not safe.  Bats, cyotes, skunks and foxes also carry rabies.  The most likely animal you will get rabies from is your local raccoon.  Almost all wild animals can give you all kinds of deadly infections and most wild animals can kill you.  Even supposedly ‘tame’ animals can easily kill you, especially a ‘tame’ elephant can kill you without even breaking sweat.

Avoid Africa.  From Algeria to Zimbabwe all African countries are deadly dangerous.  The whole continent should be avoided by anyone who does not actively seek stupid risks.  You can suffer every sort of crime anywhere in Afrca from being ripped-off to being sexually assaulted, raped and / or murdered.  There is terrorism, revolution and all-out wars going on across half of Africa.  Africa is also filled with lethal wildlife and worse diseases.

Don’t Go To India.  I’ve been to India, it’s backward and mostly lawless.  Just do not even think about going there.  India is a shocking place.  ‘Foreign’ women are always in serious danger in India, even if they are accompanied by a man.  If you go to India you will become very ill, sooner rather than later.  Indian cities are as crowded as an ants’ nest, which is disturbing to Western eyes.

Be Careful Of Local Food and Water.  If you do go to India or Africa you will get sick, probably from either drinking the local water or eating local food.  In the third world even bottled water cannot be trusted, it could actually have come from a faucet in a dirty kitchen.  ‘Delhi Belly’ isn’t a joke.  Local street food may look interesting and fun, but a few days laid up vomiting and crapping your guts out is no fun at all.  In the third world only eat at your hotel, and only drink light beer or gin and tonic ~ be wary of the ice…

Do Not Go Out Alone At Night.  Especially if you are female, Do Not Go Out Alone At Night.  This applies everywhere from London to Los Angeles.  You may think you are a brave and independent feminist ~ in reality you are a potential victim, prey for criminally unscrupulous, violent, and sexually active males.

Do Not Have Casual Sex.  Only bastards and sluts travel to have casual sex.  Especially do not have sex with a local ~ sexually transmitted diseases are very unfunny.  (You can easily contract Zika and several other parasitic and viral diseases from unprotected sex.)  And, Never Ever Pay For Sex when you are overseas ~ excepting in Amsterdam.  If you are a woman just don’t be a loose slut unless you want to suffer anything from forced marriage to murder.  Sexually available and morally lax women and girls are asking for really serious grief in every part of the world.  Acting like a tart will get you into trouble whether you are male or female.

Avoid Central and South America.  From the United States / Mexican Border south to Cape Horn the whole of Central and South America is a violently dangerous, drugs ridden, shit-hole.  You are in danger of robbery, rape, and murder anywhere in Central and South America.  If you don’t speak fluent Spanish / Portuguese then forget it.  If you do go there do not leave your hotel unescorted and do not get separated from your properly organised tour.  All that is in addition to the danger of being bitten by some virulently infections bug or animal.

drunk girl

Do Not Get Drunk.  Getting drunk in a place you don’t know is incredibly dangerous.  If you get drunk you are at risk of everything from robbery to rape.  Do not take illegal drugs, you may get arrested, or you may die.  Also, do not gamble, do not lose your temper, and Never, Ever, argue with a uniformed official.  Take notice of the advice given by the Foreign Office and State Department. Make damn certain you have all the appropriate documentation for the countries you are visiting.  Make certain you have proper travel insurance.  Make certain you have more than enough cash and credit on your plastic.  Watch the news and don’t turn up in a country that’s just had a natural disaster.  Make very certain you have had all the myriad of injections you need for whichever disease-ridden hell-hole you’re visiting.

The more adventurous and younger travellers may ignore some or all of this advice.  In which case ~ Good Luck.  Personally, and these days, I will only ever visit Western Europe and the various countries of the English Speaking World.  I especially like California, where my favourite thing is to take a long road trip.

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