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Random Jottings #18

the fire inside isn’t something to share lightly

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but who knows what he’s thinking about?

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nothing makes a log fire so good as a storm outside

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there is something about really bad weather that makes inside a good place to be

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the worst thing about very bad weather in England is that we insist on talking about it

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life as a cat is mostly about things that go squeek crunch in the night

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

a storm outside, a wood burner, a rug, and a lover

Cat People are Good People

I am a Cat Person.

PyewacketInstinctively I like cats, and I like people who like cats.  As for dogs ~ a bit of a nuisance at best, a damn nuisance most of the time.  And, some of the time I actively hate dislike dogs.

One may think that’s just a matter of taste, or have something to do with my not being brought up around dogs.  However, following some recent research about cats and their liking for boxes, I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s far deeper and a lot more interesting than that.

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.  ~  Mark Twain

I firmly believe there are Cat People, and then there are Dog People, and the two groups have very different psyche.   And it turns out that all the stereotypes about cat people are true.

Cat people like to nap a lot.  They are also smarter, more sensitive, and less conformist than other people.  Cat people don’t believe that rules apply to them.

Cat people prefer to have a small safe place they can retreat to when they feel under stress.  Cat lovers prefer solitude.

Cat people stand out from the crowd and have very distinctive personalities.

Cats and cat people are very bad when it comes to resolving conflicts, they are sensitive, neurotic, independent, and don’t obey rules.  Instead of working things out they tend to run away and hide.

Like real cats, cat people are ambush hunters, liking nothing more than lying in wait for their next target.

If cats looked like frogs we’d realise what nasty, cruel little bastards they are.  Style.  That’s what people remember.  ~  Terry Pratchett.

Van-Gogh-Starry-NightsFelines and feline people like to be cozy and warm, hating to sit around in the cold, go out in the cold, sleep in a cold bed.

And it seems that cats love circles.  In my case I much prefer spirals to circles, but circles are good too.

Perhaps the most important question to ask on a first date isn’t all that crap you get from people like eHarmony ~ instead just ask; ‘Do you prefer cats, or dogs?’

Time spent with a cat is never wasted.  ~  Colette

I know which type of woman I’d prefer.

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blueeyesthese views are mine and mine alone

jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

Minou

sleeping-with-makeup

douce nuit

plaisir calme

coups excitent

volage languette feuilleter

lécher rapide rugueuse

sybarite, hédoniste

chaleureux et accueillant

contorsions sensuelle

recherche de plaisir

perdu dans le fantasme

halètements à bout de souffle

en extase bienheureuse

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Spooky Catjackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

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