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Tunes on Tuesday ~ OMC

you might think your family is strange, but are they BIZARRE?

Some dead-pan songs reveal a greater truth.

Nice car, if you like a ’59 Chevey.  Cute dancers, if you like blondes.

Please listen thoughtfully.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

bizarre, mais très érotique

Random Jottings ~ Werewolf

some werewolves are women, they’re the most frightening

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she wore black, shame it was her fur

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in the silvery moonlight, the werewolf’s eyes gleamed a yellow gleam

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he’d tamed the werewolf, but what was he going to do with her?

the hair and teeth weren’t a problem

but her growls in bed upset the people in the next apartment

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when the moon rose, so did the werewolf

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he had the silver collar, he had the silk sheets, he was bloody stupid

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

he was her true love

shame he was a werewolf

but he was great at fetching sticks

Tunes on Tuesday ~ Insane

when love is not tinged with madness, it is not love

This song could well be the story of my life, given that the roles were reversed.  But these days I’m a very cool guy, living a really great life.  I am already a winner.

Please listen without identifying too much.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

even lunatics fall in love

Monochrome Monday ~ Disturbed Dreams

you can’s sell false dreams to a man who has walked through nightmares

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

it’s hard to wake from a nightmare if you aren’t even asleep

 

she’s calling on the telephone

how does she always know just when to call?

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she only calls when she’s lonely

she only calls when she needs me

and every time she calls she cries

she tells me her little love stories

then she tells me her bigger lies

she tells me how fine it could be

she just can’t look into my eyes

so, it’s time I said goodbye

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

she’s lonely again

it’s just her choice of men

Random Jottings #20

tiger tiger burning bright, in the forests of the night

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if you look into the eyes of a tiger you have to be stupid

and too bloody close

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never, ever open the door marked ‘here be tigers…..’

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when you’re in trouble, always go through the door marked ‘staff only…..’

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cats are cool, cats are nice, cats torture mice

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when a tigress says she loves you, count your arms and legs

but wait until after the good part

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

never smile at a tiger

or a woman with very heavy eye makeup

she loved me for a day

the flowering of love never dies it’s time just passes

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twilight’s last whisper

dreaming of memories

loves lost times past

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

loves sweet sorrow lingers

as the night gathers

 

Tunes on Tuesday ~ Dire Straits

hot sexy older women love fast sexy older cars

Maybe a lesser known Dire Straits track, but powerfully evocative of a ‘who gives a fuck’ crazy lifestyle.

For me, Heavy Fuel is diesel, but I don’t think this song is really about trucks., big rigs, 18 wheelers, call them what you will.  Or boats either.  This song is about booze, drugs, and girls.

Please listen without breaking the speed limit.

And I would never, ever drive a Porsche.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

sexy women have always loved a hot car

 

 

Monochrome Monday ~ Sexy

I may be cooler than her, but she’s much hotter than me

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

some think smoking is sexy

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The Art of Attracting Women

Faint Heart could never win Fair Lady

This is all an artificial construct, because a very sensual, intelligent, emotionally mature, and very grounded woman can never be attracted by techniques, or schemes, or cunning artifice.  The only person who could ever deceive that woman, or make her date an unsuitable man, or get into a less than ideal relationship is herself.  And, women can be very good at fooling themselves, not that they would ever admit that, (hardly ever anyway).

There are innumerable works out there which will purport to tell a guy how to pick up a woman, how to regularly get casual sex, how to manipulate women, how to fuck them and leave them, and how to use them.  Perhaps the deepest and most thorough treatise on the art of using women is The Way Of The Superior Man by David Deida.  I can only stomach this book for a couple of pages at a time.

So, to the truth, and assuming you are not James Bond.  To attract a sensual, intelligent, emotionally mature, and very grounded woman;

Be the very best version of yourself you can possibly be.

  • Get healthier and fitter.  Exercise, eat right, get some sun.
  • Look as good as you can.  Haircut, manicure, teeth, and manage any facial or other extraneous hair.
  • Dress as well as you can ~ appropriately for the place and occasion, but find your own style.  Always dress up, rather than dress down.  Pay attention to your shoes and tie.
  • Control your addictions.  Stop smoking, don’t drink much at all, don’t gamble, don’t overeat or eat junk food, and FFS do not use drugs.
  • Learn some English good manners.  Almost all American men have appalling manners, but not as bad as Germans, Japanese, and most other Asians or Hispanics.
  • Learn how to hold a conversation, and for most men that means learning how to listen to her.
  • Read some interesting books, learn some interesting things to talk about ~ most women are very uninterested in sports.  Find out what she is interested in and learn about that.  Have a wide and deep knowledge base, but never ever bore her with what you know.
  • Accessorise well. Apartment, car, watch, pen…..
  • Learn about money, manage your money well so you can always pick up the tab if you need to, but never ever flash your cash around.

But, most of all, care about her.  If you do not genuinely like her and care about her then you are wasting both of your time.  I’m not talking about love, that should usually only come deep into a relationship.  Caring about someone is different.  She is a person, not a sex object.  If you want a sex object find a hooker or a slut.

Some say there is no such thing as ‘the art of attracting woman’.  And that any woman you can get that’s willing and breathing is the one you want.  All I know is that there is nothing so precious to a man as real and honest friendship with a woman.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

Bond makes up his own rules

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