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the shipping forecast

my phone battery lasts longer than your relationships

It begins with a brief refrain from an English Civil War tune Lillibullero, and goes on with the immortal words; Viking, North Utsire, South Utsire, Forties, Cromarty, Forth, Tyne, Doggar…

The shipping forecast is the very best weather forecast the world has to offer.  But that’s not why I mention it here.

P1010716At times in a man’s life he cares about someone so much that falling out with them means he cannot think, eat, or sleep.  At those times he will be awake before the sparrows to hear Lillibullero and the shipping forecast on the wireless.  Then, if he has any sense, he knows she just isn’t worth it.  A real man  knows when it’s time to pick up his knapsack and move on.

Then we play, over the hills and far away.

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5 Ways To Lose Money Fast

a fool and his money are soon parted

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If you want to lose money really fast, or just guarantee that you will go broke eventually, then here are some brilliant ideas for you;

  1. Online Gambling.  Gambling in any form ~ from playing the slots in Las Vegas, to betting on horse racing at a high-street bookmaker in England ~ is guaranteed to lose you as much money as you like.  All those attractive online gambling sites just allow you to lose your money with 24/7 dedication from the comfort of your own home / office / car…  Online Forex Trading is just another form of gambling ~ you will lose loads of money.
  2. Wall StreetForex Trading.  The foreign exchange market exists for some very sensible reasons ~ it allows me to pay for a hotel stay in Wyoming, (priced in $), on my English credit card, (denominated in £).  Unecessary trading on the the Forex Market also allows idiots to risk vast amounts of money, and then inevitably lose it.  I’m an expert in all this stuff, and it would take me a week to teach you the basics, so just trust me, you will lose if you go online trading.  Even companies like Rolls Royce get burned, (lately to the tune of £4 billion), due to unecessarily hedging the Forex Market.
  3. Expensive New Cars.  A hot set of wheels might boost your ego,  get you a hot date, and it will also lose you a fortune.  Almost all cars depreciate over time, and some high-status cars depreciate at an horrific rate.  Add in the high cost on insuring your new car, and the good chance that you’ll crash the thing if you ever drive it hard, and an expensive new car can be a real money pit.  Best of all, get drunk, drive really fast, and then roll your car down a freeway embankment.  By the way, never believe a car salesperson, all sales people are professional liars, and I should know because I used to be one.
  4. Online Dating.  If your expensive new car hasn’t got you a real date, you could be a totally insane pathetic loser and try online dating as well.  Online dating isn’t cheap, both in terms of money and time.  And, it’s one of most dangerous things you can do, for example both human and robot scammers target the sad people who use online dating sites.  Or, you could get used, abused, robbed, raped, or dead.  If you just want to ruin your life, the get yourself addicted to paid online porn.
  5. Dangerous Drugs.  I include here; street drugs including marijuana, prescription drugs, party drugs, legal highs, tobacco, and booze.  To really waste a great deal of money while ruining your health and your life along the way, then get into everything at once.  Best of all get buzzed and go on the internet with your credit cards to hand.  Do not go near 12 step groups like Alcoholics Anonymous.

There are some other brilliant ways to go broke fast; trophy wife, mistress, toyboy, high-class hookers, marrying a foreigner, getting sick abroad without proper insurance, buying a home without having a full survey, signing things you don’t understand, and perhaps best of all guaranteed get rich quick schemes.

smoking-slutIf you really throw yourself into the above activities, not only could you lose all the money you have, you could also get yourself heavily into debt with some nasty people.  Along the way you are very likely to lose your self-respect, job, real friends, home, family, health, and maybe your life.  If you want to go downhill really, really fast, then I recommend you start at #5 and work your way upwards.

Most of you will never get as far as #1 because you’ll be on the streets, in jail, or dead long before that.  If you work diligently at #5 you could be dead broke and dead in a couple of years.

Good luck with totally ruining your life by getting heavily into any of the above financially stupid moves.

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smoking-whorethese thoughts are mine, and mine alone

jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

by way of an apology

every flower is a soul blossoming in nature

rest peacefully with a kiss from a bloom

exquisite soft petals hides her sharp thorns

a sweet opium scent presages dreaming doom 

and her softest moon-shadows hide not the loss

female sexual predator in elegantly pastel costume

brings willing soul ultimately false blissful happiness

here’s the mystery of it all, for in the end, even bliss palls

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Madonna and Whore

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the strongest personality

powerful sexual originality

mirrored and contradictory

within protagonist dichotomy

enchantress seductive virginity

libidinous promiscuous sexuality

lax wanton erotic elegant sensuality

bad unprincipled frustrating negativity

she’s a bitch, a slut, a harlot, a pro, a Lady

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smoking-whorejack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

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Scenes on Sunday #25

California Road Trip.

Echo Beach, Route 66, Hotel California

Gorillaz, Manfred Mann’s Earth Band

California Girls, Breakfast in America

California Rain, California King Bed

Dog Breath, Champagne, Back to California

I’m Going Home, Get Back, Grateful Dead

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nothing but you

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lust passion desire ardour whimsy fantasy

love adoration truth verity intimacy vagary

eccentricity unpredictability Emerald City

yearning romance cherish sympathy reality

hard pain heartache heartbreak actuality

unrequited love’s misery, if I can’t have you

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circles and spirals

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tempting woman wheels within wheels

coy curvilinear convex complex cushioned

hard male virile circling wheeling predatory

unvarnished unequivocal upfront sexual simple

spiraling together mutual feeling fast desire lust love

key turning sex singularity satisfied satiated spirituality 

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jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

 

 

Music for Real Men ~ Sinatra

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Life is filled with rocks and shoals.  To help us overcome life’s problems this blog is changing a little.  From today this blog has got a formal structure.  From today this blog is all about Urban Survival Skills for Men.  So, on Saturdays I am going to post something that includes the kind of song a real man will play on his turntable.  Art, music, and literature are important to the Renaissance man, and yes, real men still think the best sounds come from 12 inches of black vinyl.

Sinatra ~ I’ve Got You Under My Skin

Sometimes only The Chairman Of The Board will do.

This is a later recording of the great Cole Porter song with Nelson Riddle providing the music, as usual.

Urban Survival Skills for Men are very different from Wilderness Survival Skills, but the former does include all kinds of disaster recovery ~ from surviving an earthquake, to recovering from a failed relationship.  Survival is more than just living, survival is living the life of a man.

And, by the way, if she doesn’t approve of Sinatra, or doesn’t like cool cars, or can’t hold an intelligent conversation, then perhaps you should think about finding yourself a better girl.  Alternatively you could be a real man and love your girl for who she is, rather than trying to change her into someone you think you’d like her to be.

Please listen responsibly.

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jealousy manufactured

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that day everything was all right

I needed a reason to kill the light

of joy and happiness in your eyes

and bring darkness into paradise

vicious talk of your earlier guys

your half-truths and your lies

enough reason for another fight

love’s gone, get out of my sight

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jackcollier7@talktalk.net

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later thoughts of high noon

I like road trips.  Once I went on a road trip with a woman who was leaving herself behind.  Seems I am always doomed to play Shane to her Mrs. Starrett.  It could have been worse, she could have left me when I needed her most.

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apologize

The only man I have ever been afraid of is myself

sometimes real men stand up to be counted.

please listen responsibly to the lyrics

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

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