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10 questions to ask an alien

Perhaps we meet alien beings every day without realising it.

If you met visitors from outer space what would you want to know?  What would you ask them?  These are the 10 questions I thought of ~ probably you can think of your own, better questions.

  1. Why are you here?
  2. How long have you been visiting the Earth?
  3. What is your assessment of human kind?
  4. What’s the deal with all this abduction / experimenting / probing / sex thing?
  5. Are humans native to the planet Earth, and if not, where did we come from?
  6. What is a workable solution to the overpopulation of the Earth?
  7. Where’s the truth in ESP, Spooky Events, Time Travel, Ghosts, Precognition, Astrology, and all the other weird stuff?
  8. Where is the mistake in Einstein’s Special Theory of Relativity?
  9. What is the ultimate truth of Life, The Universe, and Everything ?
  10. Is Donald Trump / Hillary Clinton one of yours?

If Star Trek is to be believed then the aliens won’t tell us about Faster Than Light travel, but they may tell us about who really built the pyramids.  Or you might ask; ‘Is there a God, and what’s His email address?’

Some say that aliens from other stars are all around us.  And that you can’t easily tell an alien being from an ordinary human.  All I know is that the truth is out there.

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Jack Collier

jackcollier7@ talktalk.net

 

the kind of alien I would like to meet

Moonlight Cherishes

The moon looks down upon us all with her kindly lovelight

Artemis, Cerridwen, Diana, Isis, Luna, Seline,

the brightest full moon should be enough

She keeps me safe in her celestial love

soft and white as some heavenly dove

yet unimaginably distant so far above

ordinary man with pain undreamed of

be comforted because you are loved

Jack Collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

the brightest moonrise

Tunes on Tuesday ~ Casablanca

Humphrey Bogart, Ingrid Bergman ~ As Time Goes By

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In Casablanca, Rick never said; ‘Play it again Sam’, but he should have

Women can drive a man to remember, and to think

all that may make a guy so take just one more drink

and booze does no good, but his love is treacherous

he can do better, and he will always have memories

I never truly told a friend how much I loved her, and I should have.

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jack collier                                                      jackcollier7@talktalk.net

Road Trip Eclipsed

If you’re always looking back, how can you see the road in front of you.

talking

and laughing

towns passing by

sharing quiet intimacy

marvelling at the scenery

enjoying long roads’ rhythms

discovering unknown real America

driving through the country no one sees

California, Nevada, Arizona, Utah, Wyoming

witnessing the marvel of a dark sun at noontime

knowing those uplifting moments will be long gone

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

Marmaduke really likes road trips

and so do I

Wild Romance

If you want me, just whistle.  You know how to whistle don’t you…..

You are the one

unique and singular

more beautiful to me than

a rainbow in its serried colours

wild, free, and hotter than the sun

romancing you and my life just began

strange, crazy, weird, erotic, feral, and fun

come and ride the river, come ride the moon

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

lovely, lithe, lissom, languid, lascivious, lust

She’s Irresistible To Men

The women we’re not supposed to have are the most irresistible.

Some women are literally almost irresistible to some men, and if you’re a guy that’s scary…..  And usually the best thing you can do is get far away from her, as soon as possible.  I can practically guarantee you that if you find a woman irresistible you’re going to end up broken and burned and wishing you could forget her.  And you know what?  You never will.

Maybe I’ll live so long I’ll forget her.  Maybe I’ll die trying.  ~

The Lady from Shanghai

But what makes a woman irresistible to a man?  I’d like to say it depends, but mostly it doesn’t.  And it isn’t all about looks, although the way she looks is important.  Some of the things that can make a woman irresistible to a guy are;

  • She knows what she wants, and she’ll do just about anything to get it.
  • She has a sophisticated and cultured outlook on life, including her sense of humour, conversation, dress sense, makeup, and manners.
  • She’s direct, forthright, and down to earth, quite prepared to call a spade a fecking shovel if she needs to.
  • She is fit and healthy, preferably an ideal weight for her height, she has some muscle definition, and she knows how to walk well.
  • Sexually she’s not only damn good, she’s also passionate, adventurous, and funny.
  • She doesn’t spend all her time on social media when she is supposed to be with you.
  • She doesn’t ever flirt with other guys when she’s supposed to be with you.
  • She doesn’t expect you to get to know and like her family or friends.
  • She never, ever talks about her past and her ex lovers.
  • In some strange way she has that indefinable magic that makes her utterly charming.
  • She likes kissing you, and she kissed you first.

I was born when you kissed me.  I died when you left me.  I lived a few weeks while you loved me.  ~  Humphrey Bogart

And let’s face it…..  most women are irresistible to most men anyway, no matter what.

Some say that what a women likes most in a man is that he’s tall, funny, well-behaved, and attentive.  And that good manners go a long way to making a woman like a guy.  All I know is that money changes everything.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

It’s fun to be rich

you get to meet all kinds of unsuitable women

Songs on Saturday ~ Billy Joel

There are no moralities nor rules to be found in arson.

This is a live version of the song ~ not the single release.  I like the raw energy, and the pictures.  (The lyrics are cool too.)

You know what?  If you can’t handle me at my very worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my very best.  You have lit the spark in my bonfire heart, and I don’t want to get burned again.

Please listen responsibly.  And, never, ever play with fire.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

“I don’t know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot…..”

“give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world…..”

The Lady Loves

Sex without real love is as pointless as love without great sex.

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sex,

lovers,

sensuality,

hot sexiness,

the lady adores,

his cool advances,

he takes every chance,

she loves a sexual dance,

she entrances with a glance,

amorous excitement, romance,

is this true friendship, love or sex?

real dominatrix or submissive enough?

does she like very hard, passionate, rough?

or a slow sensual romantic gentle caring love?

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

or maybe she likes meaningless casual animal sex

Tunes on Tuesday ~ Shania Twain

Never try to impress a woman ~ she’s seen and heard it all before.

What’s likely to impress a woman, and what isn’t?

Outside of a new love’s first bliss, I don’t know any really cool woman who isn’t going to think this line is totally sick making;  The darkest hour of my day is the hour in which I don’t get to see you.  ~  Amit Kalantri.  It’s a cute line, but to me it’s not cool, and not impressive.

Actually, that may not be quite true, it’s all about the mood, the moment, the time, the place, and the delivery.  But, in my experience, a line like that is just trying too hard.

In general terms, the harder a guy tries to impress a cool, mature, together woman, the less impressed she is likely to be.  The thing is, boys have been trying to impress her ever since they first noticed that she was a girl ~ so you’ve got twenty years of her cynicism to overcome.

Unless you’re Steve McQueen forget about impressing her, and just be true to yourself.  If that’s not enough then politely say goodbye ~ some say there’s always a nicer, prettier, sexier girl just around the corner.  Me I’m not always so certain.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

Next to Snoopy, who was ever cooler?

Monochrome Monday ~ Legs

Her legs were much longer than her love lasted.

The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs.  ~  Marlene Dietrich

I guess that I am not an average man ~ but then we always knew that, didn’t we?

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

I adore vampiric women

 

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