Category Archives: Sex

Songs on Saturday ~ Maneater

don’t compare her to other women
because she’s one of a kind

Following my post earlier today, https://jackcollier7.com/2021/05/29/songs-on-saturday-rich-girl/  this Hall & Oates song is for the same girl.

Often very rich and very attractive girls have known a lot of men.

Not necessarily in the biblical sense.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

and thereby hangs a tale

 

Monochrome Monday ~ The Line of Beauty

real beauty comes from being true to oneself

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

beauty only exists in the mind of the beholder

great legs and stiletto heel do it for me

Dangerous Liars

some say that women make the best liars

and that a woman will lie about anything

just to stay in practice

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some say men lie the most

but women tell the biggest lies

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women lie about their feelings

while most men speak the truth very easily

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women love the lie that saves their pride

but never an unflattering truth

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secrets and lies kill relationships

no matter how careful you are, you will get caught

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women lie the most when they lie to themselves about a man

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everybody lies, but mature women lie more than most

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

some women can make a man fall in love with their lies

 

Monochrome Monday ~ Line of Beauty

a woman of beauty is a joy forever

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

the line of beauty

Food on Friday ~ Aphrodite’s Herbalist

herbs demonstrate the earth’s nurturing love

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there is a love called the herbs

which knows seasons and extraction

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which chooses and uses through filtration

the pungent perfume of timed infusion

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aromatic alchemical warmed fluids

medicinal herbs mystical magical uses

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richly potent oils from maceration

concentrated to potions by decoction

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glistening alcoholic secret distillation

Aphrodisiac attention to her golden skin

sensual memories of myriad loves

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

sage is a psychotropic aphrodisiac

sensual women should beware

its dreams of desire

Food on Friday ~ Booze

I used to drink so much vodka that I had a Russian accent

Russian Slut Cocktail

26 ounce bottle of Smirnoff Black Label Vodka

Soda

Mint Leaves

Ice

One Gallon Jug

Pour the vodka into the jug over a couple of handfuls of ice, go into the yard, tear a handful of mint leaves and toss them in the jug, drive to the nearest place that has a soda fountain, fill the jug with whatever soda you like, go home, stir the jug, and drink with not more than a couple of casual friends, (of any sex).  Enjoy.  Repeat for as long as one of you can walk.  What else you do while you’re drinking depends on how much of a Russian Slut you’ve become.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

eventually, you may forget the mint

and the ice

 

Emotional Blackmail

most women are very good at emotional blackmail
but a better woman would never go that low

solitary sulking in a bar is also sexual and emotional blackmail

I would aver that any man who has been in a dysfunctional relationship has experienced emotional blackmail at first hand ~ so that’s 100% of mature men.  And if a man is strong enough, or insensitive enough not to give in to being emotionally blackmailed, women will deploy the nuclear option and start crying.  All women can cry on purpose as a way of manipulating a man’s emotions.  Conversely, where and when I was brought up in England real men never cry.

Crying in babies has a real function in that it stimulates loving and protective feelings in adults.  Most of the time an adult woman crying is deliberate emotional blackmail ~ and it works on boyfriends, lovers, partners, and husbands.  Only women and gay men use tears to manipulate others.  Generally women are experts in emotional blackmail, generally real men aren’t.  Generally, the most common emotional blackmailers are family members, close friends, and lovers.

Emotional blackmail is one of the great pastimes of family life.  ~  Mason Cooley

Men are far more often the victims of emotional and sexual blackmail than the villains.  It seems that men will use a well-planned direct approach to get what they want, whereas women prefer blackmail because it avoids direct confrontation.  At its worst emotional blackmail is where a woman who is close to you subtly threatens to punish you, or implies that you will suffer if you don’t comply with their wishes.  That woman will know your most intimate secrets and vulnerabilities.  She will use this personal knowledge to get you to obey her.  Whatever strengths and weaknesses a man has, an unscrupulous woman will use them against him.

A man must never, ever yield to emotional or sexual blackmail, or it will become a lifetime curse.  You can refuse to give in to threats, you can negotiate, and a strong man can just assert himself, but you must always honestly believe that you are in the right.

Some say that emotional blackmailers are childish bullies and should be treated accordingly.  And that women will use the withdrawal of sex as a tool in blackmail.  All I know is that you can’t go on fighting an emotional blackmailer, you can either train them to be better, or walk away.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

this woman is an expert blackmailer

Monochrome Monday ~ Sexy Legs

it’s not about being sexy, it’s about being confident

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

some women like to be quite naughty

and some women are naturally sexy

the combination is very attractive

what Women want from Men

women need to feel protected by the man in their life

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women would be dishonest if they ever said they didn’t like hot looking men

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some women would be dishonest if they ever said they didn’t prefer men with money

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women like men who are supportive, understanding, kind, and considerate

they also like men who tell them what to do

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a guy who can, at least, put up a shelf without it turning into a disaster

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women hate it when men don’t pick up the check

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adventure, excitement, new experiences

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hot sex whenever she wants it

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a partner not a child

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

women like guys who own a cool car

better than guys who take the bus

 

Songs on Saturday ~ Funkytown

in the 80s funkalicious and funkintacious were real words

If anyone had asked me who recorded this song, I would never in a million years have come up with Lipps, Inc.  Well, there you go.  I like the costumes and the weird dance.  I can remember dancing to this in a club in Newcastle upon Tyne.  That night there was a girl I should have walked away from ~ instead of marrying her.

Some definitions of funky are to do with being strongly musky or musty.

I’m not quite certain about that one.  Is Chanel #5 musky?

I must have been very drunk at the time,

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

Joanna Lumley, aka Purdy

very funkalicious

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