Category Archives: Sex

Tunes on Tuesday ~ Dire Straits

hot sexy older women love fast sexy older cars

Maybe a lesser known Dire Straits track, but powerfully evocative of a ‘who gives a fuck’ crazy lifestyle.

For me, Heavy Fuel is diesel, but I don’t think this song is really about trucks., big rigs, 18 wheelers, call them what you will.  Or boats either.  This song is about booze, drugs, and girls.

Please listen without breaking the speed limit.

And I would never, ever drive a Porsche.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

sexy women have always loved a hot car

 

 

Monochrome Monday ~ Smoking Hot

hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

a new twist on ‘behind the bike sheds’

 

Monochrome Monday ~ Sexy

I may be cooler than her, but she’s much hotter than me

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

some think smoking is sexy

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Random Jottings #17

yesterday, WTF was yesterday?  and who am I anyway?

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yesterday? I can’t change yesterday, but I can change tomorrow

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yesterday, all my troubles hit me like a ton of bricks

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reach for the stars, come up with a handful of mud

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yesterday, all her troubles put me in hospital

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chaos theory, the story of my life really

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

love your husband

love his evil twin

The Lockdown That Never Was

one day, surviving lockdown will be a badge of honour

It’s not a matter for applause Boris

Here in England it’s day 44 of the official lockdown, and around the country there are many people still suffering self-isolation.  You want to know something, solitary confinement constitutes a ‘cruel and unusual punishment’, and yet the British Government has inflicted this torture on it’s entire population, for no very good reason at all.

Of course this lockdown does not apply to them, not to the British Government, not to the great and the good.  All the swines at the trough, all the government ministers, politicians, health officials, civil servants, the scientists, the intelligentsia advising the government and National Health Service through multifarious committees, none of these people either believes in lockdown or think it applies to them.

Among the dozens and dozens of scandals around the self-important, sanctimonious, and stupid people who have cheated the whole lockdown thing we have Catherine Calderwood, who used to be Scotland’s Chief Medical Officer.  She had to resign her post after breaking her own rules and visiting her second home in Earlsferry, Fife, which is a hell of a long way from Edinburgh, the Scottish capital.

But that pales into insignificance if we consider the case of Professor Neil Ferguson, who happens to be the bastard who told the British Government there would be 500,000 avoidable deaths here if we didn’t have lockdown.  Mr Trump was persuaded to impose lockdown in the USA after Ferguson told the President there would be 2,000,000 deaths in the USA if lockdown wasn’t imposed.

Well, it seems married with kids Feruguson (51) has been having his amoral slut, married with kids Antonia Staats (38) travel all across London for a regular fuck while Ferguson’s own lockdown was in force.  I’d like to bet I know what kind of people these two are, since they met on an online dating site OKCupid.  You know what, the architect of lockdown having his slut break the lockdown rules so they could do whatever it is they do for sexual gratification is beyond contemptible disgust.

Personally, I gave up on lockdown on the first of May.  Today I took a 3 hour walk by the sea, in the fresh air and sunshine, and I feel a hell of a lot better for it.

Not many others around here seem to be much interested in self-isolation either.  Lots of cars on the road, lots of bicyclists around, and where I walk there were lots of other people taking the air and enjoying the sunshine and fresh sea breezes.

The supermarkets are open, although you may need to stand in line outside for a while.  Restaurants are offering take-outs, our local DIY super-store is doing take-outs for stuff like paint and tools, building and gardening contractors are working, and IKEA is opening its UK stores on May 18th.

Some say we are all equal, we are all in this COVID-19 thing together.  And that we should stay at home to protect the Health Services.  All I know is they can all fuck with whoever they like as long as they leave the rest of us alone.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

meanwhile the rest stand in line

 

Lockdown Love

the long dark lonely hours of passionate thoughts

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he thought he saw a female shadow in the courtyard

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he thought he heard footsteps outside his cell

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he thought he saw the door-latch move

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he thought he heard the hinges creak

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he saw the door slowly opening

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

bound and tied

she was as much a prisoner as he

The Infinite Pain of Love

sex, lust, and desire cannot pain ~ only love hurts

In all my life I have never had a one-night-stand, picked up a woman at a bar, had sex with a woman who wasn’t first a friend, nor had a long-term relationship with a woman I didn’t love.  I wish I had.

I wish I had been one of those guys who could just fuck a woman and then forget her.  Or have a relationship with a woman who meant nothing to me.  Or cheated, lied, and manipulated…..

Deep in my heart I wish I wasn’t romantic, and that I didn’t have to fall in love before I would think about sleeping with an attractive woman.

Without Love, Life would have been so much easier.

For me, falling in love lasts for all eternity.

For me, being deeply hurt lasts forever.

I wish I was the average bastard.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

not all older women should be proud of sleeping with lots of much younger men

Random Jottings #9

of course you’re not scared of me, I’m not the vampire

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‘I adore you…..’ she said.  ‘please take your clothes off…..’

‘these aren’t clothes…..’

‘you’re a werewolf, aren’t you…..?’

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she was so fucking hot

and so into being used by the wolf

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the witch wore black satin and lace

the werewolf wasn’t impressed, he much preferred red

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the werewolf came to her, charmed by her soft voice

‘you are lascivious lust incarnate…..’ Red Riding Hood whispered

‘and I like that’ 

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

Red Riding Hood had almost tamed a werewolf

now what was she going to do with him?

 

 

Random Jottings #7

it’s always the car ~ hot women love a cool jaguar

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he was enchanted by her beautiful angel eyes

he was enthralled by her lascivious witch’s mouth

he was utterly lost to her when she danced in his mind

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‘Do you love me?  he asked…..

but he knew in his heart that whatever she said would be a lie

‘No….’ she replied

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Black is a good colour on a woman, or a car

both of them are expensive

if you have to choose, black silk is the better

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

another brilliant disguise

and not every woman can wear black

 

 

don’t ask about love

casual sex is the consolation you get when you can’t have love

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‘Darling, may I ask you a question?’

‘Of course, ask me anything…..’

‘Have you ever been really in love?’

‘Like, in love, who with?’

‘Me, for a start…..’

‘Not really, not ever…..’

He took away the keys to her German sports car right after that.

She poisoned his designer coffee.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

never trust a woman who smokes in the bedroom

 

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