Category Archives: Erotica

Monochrome Monday ~ Trim Bodies

half of all Americans are clinically obese  ~ that means they’re fat

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

plenty of fresh air and exercise

not much need for a calorie-controlled diet

Random Jottings ~ Infidelity and Casual Sex

no normally healthy men and women can be ‘just good friends’

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he could tell she was easy

the plunging neckline, short skirt, and no lingerie was a giveaway

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no matter how careful you are, you will always get caught

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the best apology for cheating is changed behaviour,

it never happens

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it takes two people to make a relationship work

but just one promiscuous person to make it fail

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bad marriages don’t cause infidelity

promiscuous infidelity causes bad marriages

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‘I love you…’ she said’

get in the back seat…’ he replied

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

casual sex is never just a one time thing

Random Jottings ~ Love

cursed are they who get the love they think they deserve

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‘I love you…..’ he said

‘why…..’ she asked’

because I’m bloody stupid…..’

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she loved him and he didn’t deserve her

so, eventually he walked away

she didn’t know how lucky she was

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she was attractive

she was available

she was loving

she was going to be a complete waste of time and money

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car sex is the opposite of true love

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love is a drug

but so is sex, alcohol, cocaine, marijuana, opium, viagra…..

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Fuck Me!  No way, I’m a man and you’re a surprised shade of blue alien

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

she will never love you

not if you try to force it

Monochrome Monday ~ Girls

the world seems better in black and white

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

sometimes a bikini should stay dry

secrets & regrets

no matter how careful you are, your secrets will come to light

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Secrets

Past Desires

Past Kisses

Past Sins

Past Lovers

Past Lusts

Past Lies

Past Lives

Deep Regrets

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

he smiled at you

like he knew all your secrets

Random Jottings ~ Casual Sex

everybody’s journey is different, but some are on the road to hell

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when you’re young it’s good to be bad

when you’re middle-aged it’s reprehensible

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morality? it’s whatever you think it is, at the time

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never trust a married lover who swears there is no one but you

not all witches are crones, I’ve met one who wears satin lingerie and stiletto heels

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maybe she should have stopped counting when she slept with a boy who was the same age as his number

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if he could go back to the day they met he would turn around and walk away

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

where were you? he asked

in your head, she said

Monochrome Monday ~ Disturbed Dreams

you can’s sell false dreams to a man who has walked through nightmares

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

it’s hard to wake from a nightmare if you aren’t even asleep

 

Monochrome Monday ~ Sexy

I may be cooler than her, but she’s much hotter than me

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

some think smoking is sexy

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Random Jottings #17

yesterday, WTF was yesterday?  and who am I anyway?

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yesterday? I can’t change yesterday, but I can change tomorrow

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yesterday, all my troubles hit me like a ton of bricks

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reach for the stars, come up with a handful of mud

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yesterday, all her troubles put me in hospital

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chaos theory, the story of my life really

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

love your husband

love his evil twin

Monochrome Monday ~ Mature

the heart knows no ages

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

women, like wine, get better with age

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