Random Jottings ~ Casual Sex
everybody’s journey is different, but some are on the road to hell
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when you’re young it’s good to be bad
when you’re middle-aged it’s reprehensible
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morality? it’s whatever you think it is, at the time
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never trust a married lover who swears there is no one but you
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not all witches are crones, I’ve met one who wears satin lingerie and stiletto heels
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maybe she should have stopped counting when she slept with a boy who was the same age as his number
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if he could go back to the day they met he would turn around and walk away
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
where were you? he asked
in your head, she said
she’s calling on the telephone
how does she always know just when to call?
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she only calls when she’s lonely
she only calls when she needs me
and every time she calls she cries
she tells me her little love stories
then she tells me her bigger lies
she tells me how fine it could be
she just can’t look into my eyes
so, it’s time I said goodbye
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
she’s lonely again
it’s just her choice of men
Take Good Care of Yourself
courage is about doing what needs to be done, when it needs doing
It turns out that COVID-19 is a very selective killer virus. It’s racist, ageist, fattist, and discriminates against those who have cancer, diabetes, or a heart problem. Doesn’t much like men either. You are also far more likely to get seriously ill or die if you live in a big city and don’t get much exercise, fresh air, and sunshine. If you want to sail through a pandemic then you should be younger, fitter, and free from underlying health conditions and addictions.
There is a little evidence that smokers are less affected by the coronavirus than people who do not and have never smoked. If you’re a smoker don’t congratulate yourself because smoking will kill you faster and more certainly then COVID-19 ever would. Also, smokers tend to be unfit and have a host of chronic illnesses ~ like heart diseases. In fact, anyone with any addiction; booze, drugs of any kind, gambling, junk food, casual sex….. is far more likely to die from that addiction than from COVID-19, but this virus could well just push you over the edge.
As an example; working age men are twice as likely to die of COVID-19 than a similar woman. And, the 70 to 79 age group are 50 times more likely to die from catching the coronavirus than the under 40s. It’s complicated.
We do not know yet how to account for this. Socio-economic factors may be an influence….. There could be hidden genetic factors we do not yet understand. ~ Professor Karol Sikora.
We can’t alter our age or ethnicity, and it’s hard to change our socio-economic status, or where we live. But, how long is a piece of string? There is usually a big difference between someone’s chronological age than their physical age. Most chronic illnesses are caused by what we do and how we live; alcoholics will routinely suffer from liver and kidney diseases, heart diseases, cancers, and dementia ~ as well as having a strong chance of dying in an accident or committing suicide. Type 2 diabetes is all about lifestyle…..
So, to have a longer, healthier, and more rewarding life we need to be brave enough to change, have some self-discipline, stop being self-destructive, and just take good care of ourselves; physically, emotionally, mentally, and spiritually.
For a start, no matter what else you believe or have been told, get out there and get some fresh air and exercise. Stop drinking, smoking, hanging around in bars, and eating junk food.
Some say you are just as old as you feel. And that they’re not really an addict, they just smoke the occasional joint, and like a beer or two. All I know is that most of us were on the Road to Hell but we can get off any time we like.
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
a glass of red a few times a week might be good for you
Tunes on Tuesday ~ Dire Straits
hot sexy older women love fast sexy older cars
Maybe a lesser known Dire Straits track, but powerfully evocative of a ‘who gives a fuck’ crazy lifestyle.
For me, Heavy Fuel is diesel, but I don’t think this song is really about trucks., big rigs, 18 wheelers, call them what you will. Or boats either. This song is about booze, drugs, and girls.
Please listen without breaking the speed limit.
And I would never, ever drive a Porsche.
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
sexy women have always loved a hot car
Government Bans Sex
thou shalt not commit adultery
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Just as the lockdown begins to be eased in England, the government has come up with an extraordinary new regulation designed to stop people from meeting up to have sex.
No person may participate in a gathering which takes place in a public or private place indoors, and consists of two or more persons.
Sex in a public place is already illegal here, so we can’t even find a deserted beach and have moonlight sex in the surf. Of course, the stupid six foot ‘social distancing’ rule is already in place, which means you can’t even meet up with your love to kiss, hug, or walk and hold hands. Add to that the number of people who have been in self isolation / quarantine / shielding, the number of people who haven’t been able to travel any distance to meet their paramour, and you can see that the rule has been ‘no sex please, we’re British’.
Studies show that even among married couples, and people who live together, just about 40% of UK adults have been sexually active during the 10 weeks of lockdown.
Good luck on any of this being popular among the English public. Good luck with many people taking any notice of these laws / regulations. But, I would expect our law enforcement agencies to become officious sex police, and self-righteous nasty people to inform on their neighbours who they suspect of having sex.
None of this has stopped our politicians and government officials from ignoring all the rules to carry on their illicit affairs during the strictest part of the lockdown here. It’s still one law for them and a different set of laws for the rest of us.
I wonder if car sex is still illegal?
And, how have hookers made a living in the past 10 weeks?
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
there is always phone sex
Tunes on Tuesday ~ Texas
there are wide open spaces, and then there’s Texas
Maybe I haven’t seen much of the lone star state, but then it’s bigger than most countries.
I don’t think they do English there.
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
big wide open spaces
Monochrome Monday ~ Sexy
I may be cooler than her, but she’s much hotter than me
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
some think smoking is sexy
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Random Jottings #18
the fire inside isn’t something to share lightly
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but who knows what he’s thinking about?
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nothing makes a log fire so good as a storm outside
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there is something about really bad weather that makes inside a good place to be
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the worst thing about very bad weather in England is that we insist on talking about it
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life as a cat is mostly about things that go squeek crunch in the night
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
a storm outside, a wood burner, a rug, and a lover
I am not a number…..
I am a free man
Yesterday I tried to come up with a bucket and to-do list that had 7 important things on it, and I got stuck after 6, which you will see if you look back at that post. I shouldn’t have been surprised, the number six is in my destiny right now.
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Kipling thought that six was important too;
I keep six honest serving men, (They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why, and When
And How and Where and Who
If you can remember those, then you will never go far wrong when it comes to making any decision, writing anything, or making a success of anything you wish to do.
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There are also 6 healing powers. The six best doctors are;
Sun, Rest, Exercise, Good Food, Self-Respect, and Friends
But, when it comes to good food, don’t eat too much of it. Keep well hydrated, and stay away from the booze.
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In fact there are 6 things one should really stay away from;
Alcohol, Casual Sex, Drugs, Over-Eating, Smoking, and Refined Sugar
All of those will kill you eventually, some will just kill you faster than others.
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The number 6 is also a perfect number, a congruent number, harmonic divisor number, and has lots to do with weird stuff like Zsigmondy’s Theorem, sphere packing, the kissing number problem, and Graeco-Latin squares.
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Some say we should not worry about material items, including money. And that worry lowers the effectiveness of your thoughts, dreams, wishes, and prayers. All I know is that the Angel Number 6 means that our prayers will be answered, although the answer might be ‘no’.
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
we each have our own Angel and Goddess
Random Jottings #17
yesterday, WTF was yesterday? and who am I anyway?
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yesterday? I can’t change yesterday, but I can change tomorrow
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yesterday, all my troubles hit me like a ton of bricks
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reach for the stars, come up with a handful of mud
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yesterday, all her troubles put me in hospital
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chaos theory, the story of my life really
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
love your husband
love his evil twin
