people with single-figure IQ’s love being on TV

some women think being stupid is fun

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in sports fans stupidity is not a handicap

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in politics, arrogant stupidity is not a handicap

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whenever a man does a totally stupid thing

it’s always about a woman

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Americans don’t understand English irony

it’s wasted on them

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beauty fades, lust cools, love dies, romance ends

but stupidity lasts forever

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

cycling is dangerous

if there’s a woman around