Random Jottings ~ Lies

no woman ever lies about how much they drink
or where they’ve just been


a woman will ask a question when she already knows the answer

so lying to her is usually  is futile


the perfect man

doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t lie, doesn’t cheat

and doesn’t exist


never lie to a woman, unless it’s also a compliment


you can always tell when a politician is lying

it’s when they’re talking


a good liar is an expert at deceiving himself


a lie can be half-way around the world

before the truth has got its boots on


jack collier


never trust a drunk

they lie just for fun

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