Random Jottings ~ Lies

no woman ever lies about how much they drink
or where they’ve just been

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a woman will ask a question when she already knows the answer

so lying to her is usually  is futile

~

the perfect man

doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t lie, doesn’t cheat

and doesn’t exist

~

never lie to a woman, unless it’s also a compliment

~

you can always tell when a politician is lying

it’s when they’re talking

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a good liar is an expert at deceiving himself

~

a lie can be half-way around the world

before the truth has got its boots on

~

jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

never trust a drunk

they lie just for fun

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