Things Men Do

one reason men are slobs is that
mothers let boys get away with it

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it takes a lot of hard work and practice to become a lazy slob

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some men think that being a lazy slob is a full-time job

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men have more grades of laundry than clean and dirty

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a man will spend ages looking for the remote

rather than walk over and change channels manually

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men believe that where there’s muck there’s money

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rudeness is a weak man’s imitation of strength

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Moses was lost in the desert for 40 years

and he wouldn’t ask for directions either

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men look after the environment

they like saving water

and eating right out of the can

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

most men will cheat

and have sex with any bar fly

if they think they can get away with it

2 responses

  1. hmmm i guess when thinking in general or saying most about any group could be right. but as a submissive i find objections to all of those statements. but then i am now like most. maybe because i was taught to clean up after myself. Maybe i was taught to control myself and my emotions. Sorry maybe you are absolutely right and i am wrong and just an exception

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    1. they’re all generalities, except specifically they apply to almost every man I know who lives or has lived alone

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