Random Jottings ~ Men in Relationships

she willed her perfect man into existence

that was the only way she was going to get him


‘perfect man’ is an oxymoron


men don’t have relationships

they have places to put their junk


men don’t want to know what’s on TV

they want to know what else is on TV


most men think Fidelity is only the name of a bank


men don’t multitask

so don’t ask him to talk dirty when you’re having sex


men who pick up older women in bars

have no respect for the older women they pick up in bars


jack collier


men who have an adonis belt

probably don’t know who Adonis was

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