she willed her perfect man into existence
that was the only way she was going to get him
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‘perfect man’ is an oxymoron
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men don’t have relationships
they have places to put their junk
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men don’t want to know what’s on TV
they want to know what else is on TV
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most men think Fidelity is only the name of a bank
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men don’t multitask
so don’t ask him to talk dirty when you’re having sex
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men who pick up older women in bars
have no respect for the older women they pick up in bars
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
men who have an adonis belt
probably don’t know who Adonis was