Christmas? Bah Humbug

the Ghost of Christmas Present haunts the land

The British Government is tying itself in knots over what to do about their conflicting views on the coronavirus and Christmas.  On the one hand are the doom and gloom merchants who would prefer that Christmas was cancelled this year, or moved to midsummer day, or just done away with altogether.  Chief of these Scrooges is an unattractive drone called Chris Whitty, who has this witty catchphrase for his idea of a proper Christmas; ‘keep it small, keep it short, keep it local…..’  What a charmless, overpaid wazzock that person is.

People of his ilk have obviously got to Prime Minister Boris Johnson, because his latest soundbite is; ‘Have yourself a merry little Christmas.  And this year sadly I do mean little…..’  At least he has promised that he would not be cancelling Christmas.  Whereas in the People’s Democratic Government of Wales, anyone having a good time will most likely get arrested.

Actually, it doesn’t matter what anyone in the government says because a hell of a lot of people will just ignore the official ‘advice’ and get on with their own Christmas as best they can.

Unfortunately my Christmas plans have been totally canned, since British Airways stopped me from going to Cancun.  I’ll be alone again over the holidays.

~

jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

I hope nobody gives an order to stop Christmas shooting down Santa

 

8 responses

  1. one can not let the government or anything or anyone cancel the spirit of Christmas. They can say its cancelled but the spirit lives thru us as individuals and we must do our level headed best to keep the spirit of Christmas alive. I wanna say up PM Boris Johnson ass but from the sounds of it , he would enjoy it too much.
    Hugs and everything in between
    Peace N Love

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    1. It is unbelievable, stupid, ridiculous… Does our government want to be known as the people who killed Christmas? Fucking wankers ❤
      You be good Sindee. Love and Hugs ❤

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  2. Yeah, everything is yuck here too. Hopefully next year will be better. I bought your book! ❤️

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    1. Paula, I’d say that everything sucks. We can all hope for a much better 2021.
      Cool that you bought my book. ❤
      I made a formatting mistake with the kindle version, but I have updated that, and anyone who has bought should get notification that there is a new version available soon.
      Stay safe and warm ❤ ❤

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    2. There’s an updated kindle version out now, you should have had a notification ~ maybe. ❤

      Liked by 1 person

  3. I’m sorry. That sucks. Big warm hug. You’ll be in Cancun soon hopefully. Can you get a credit for your trip?

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    1. Thank you for the hug ❤
      Right now it looks like I will lose a couple of thousand dollars, and that sucks.

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      1. That royally sucks. Jeesh. What a crock!

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