Random Jottings ~ Vacations

she had going to the wrong place,
with the wrong, man down to an art

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the trouble with real life vacations is there’s no background music

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women in bikinis pose, and sometimes that posing is an invitation

or so some men would like to believe

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‘I promise you I’ll make the sun shine every day…..’ he said

after that it rained a lot

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it’s unlucky to go back to work the day after you’ve been off

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never throw a message in a bottle into the sea

you could get arrested for littering

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it’s good to be bad on vacation

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

my favourite place to vacation

is anyplace by the ocean

11 responses

  1. Corona time 🍺🍈 ( the beer of course)

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  2. true whenever i have been in Mexico mostly small towns 6 times within the last 3 years. I only drink bottled water or coke, tequila, beer, and chocolate milk and have never been sick. Thank fully

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    1. No free beer for me. Good job I like Fanta.

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      1. I tend to mix my Tequila with coke have done it with orange Fanta when coke was not available

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        1. Back in the day I drank tequila and orange ~ girls drink really

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    1. Thank you Sindee πŸ˜‰

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  3. Always thought it was just not easy to go back to work after time off!! I personally clean before I leave, I hate returning to a mess. I’m going to think of you while you are away and imagine the fun times you will be having-the only time I’ve been to Mexico was on a cruise and I got very very sick. So, it wasn’t memorable for good reasons! lol

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    1. Don’t drink the water ~ that’s a good rule any time you leave home to go anywhere.
      I once got as sick as a dog in Paris FFS!
      You know what Kris, I think that you and probably have mild OCD ~ or maybe we are just very neat.
      Love and Hugs ❀

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      1. gigglesnorted out loud!! TRUTH in the water thing. I learned to like Barley water in S Korea!

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        1. Sadly, I will not be quaffing the free beer.

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