‘I am under no obligation to make sense to you…..’ 

covid-19 police ready for action

That heading is a quote from the Mad Hatter in Lewis Carroll’s book Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland.  At the time the book was written Hatters were famously mad because of all the mercurous nitrate they used in curing felt.  Mercury poisoning will send you mad before it kills you.

So, what excuse have our politicians, health officials, and sundry bureaucrats got for acting like insane secret policeman during this alleged coronavirus pandemic?  Actually, the alleged coronavirus pandemic gives any jumped-up little Hitler the perfect excuse to throw their weight around.

For crass stupidity and the insane enforcement of illegal regulations one cannot go further than the Principality of Wales where there’s a failed Marxist called Mark Drakeford running things.  What a useless dickhead.

Supermarkets in Wales have entire aisles closed off to stop people buying non-essential items.  These ‘non-essential items’ seem to include womens’ sanitary products, baby formula, diapers, school uniforms, shampoo, hairdryers, vacuum cleaners…..  Yet in Wales alcohol seems to be very essential ~ if I was in Wales I’d want to get blind drunk.

People there shouldn’t be going into stores anyhow because the whole place is under a 17 day ‘firebreak lockdown’.  Which is stupid because soaking wet Wales has as much chance of suffering a wildfire as you have setting light to the mud in a swamp.

Police are manning border controls between England and Wales to stop people from the ‘more infected’ counties here from entering the Principality.

In England some 8 million people in the North have been plunged into the strictest possible lockdown because more testing in their cities shows that more people are infected with the virus than before.  BTW 60% of positive tests are false positives.  But who in London gives a shit about ‘the North?’

Also in England pubs can stay open if they are selling whole pizzas, but not if they are just selling pizza slices.  Meanwhile some children here are actually going hungry.

The power-mad ginger dwarf running Scotland has closed the entire country for business.  Safety tip; never let a crazy ginger woman run your life for you.

And the compulsory pointless wearing of face-nappies is set to continue, probably forever.

Meanwhile, the entire USA is in the grip of a set of lunatics who seem to have been given the keys to the asylum.

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

‘step away from ze tampons…..’