Random Jottings ~ Vampyres

By jackcollier7 on
loving a vampire usually ends quite badly

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never kiss a vampire in the pale moonlight

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when vampires go flying and bats are seen

the moon laughs and whispers

’tis near Halloween

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she told me it was love at first bite

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vampires embrace the moonlight shadows

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‘I have a bloodthirsty mind, and you’re on it Darling’

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loving a vampire ~ a short life full of draining incidents

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every good vampyre deserves a chance to bite a virgin’s neck

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she’s the only vampire I know who takes her phone into her coffin

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

oral sex with a vampire is interesting

Posted in: Humour, Lifestyle, Myths and Legends, Personal Style, Psychology, Sorcery, Spirituality | Tagged: , , , , , , ,

7 responses

  1. Like-Minded Equals | Reply

    I don’t get it?

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    1. jackcollier7 | Reply

      No, you don’t like vampires?

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      1. Like-Minded Equals | Reply

        That is like saying do I like teddy bears that when you sleep at night it wakes and feeds off your blood jack?

        Liked by 1 person

        1. jackcollier7 | Reply

          That sounds like an idea for a very creepy horror movie. 😉
          Good for you. ❤

          Liked by 1 person

          1. Like-Minded Equals

            I am not the one that has the Teddy Bear you ARE x

            Liked by 1 person

  2. janowrite | Reply

    Phone in the coffin, dying here 💗😁 Great line!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. jackcollier7 | Reply

      Thank you Sweetheart 💖

      Liked by 1 person

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