Random Jottings ~ Trust

he trusted her implicitly,  right until she threw him to the hungry crocodiles

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everybody’s got to trust sombody sometime

of course that’s where it all starts to go wrong

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everyone who says; ‘you can trust me…..’ is a liar

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all women lie, just ask Adam about the apple and the snake

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for some the excitement lies in knowing how far they dare trust

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never ask a woman about her past

because lies of omission are still lies

and the truth will torture you

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never trust a man who professes to be your friend

real friends don’t need to tell you that

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trust doesn’t usually include your partner taking a vacation without you

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I never knew a woman who didn’t want to know how much money I was making

up to, and including, my sainted mother

and all of them wanted proof

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Jack Collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

women who have first date sex are always liars

or sluts, or hookers, or older than their date

or all of the above

2 responses

  1. Nothing more need be said….. 😉

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