Random Jottings #20

tiger tiger burning bright, in the forests of the night

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if you look into the eyes of a tiger you have to be stupid

and too bloody close

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never, ever open the door marked ‘here be tigers…..’

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when you’re in trouble, always go through the door marked ‘staff only…..’

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cats are cool, cats are nice, cats torture mice

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when a tigress says she loves you, count your arms and legs

but wait until after the good part

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jack collier

jackcollier7@talktalk.net

 

never smile at a tiger

or a woman with very heavy eye makeup

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