Random Jottings ~ Vampires

vampires do not drive sensible cars


never offer a vampire a drink


he tasted the blood in the water

well, she was that kind of vampire


she was bad, she was mean, she was dangerous

but she did drive a vintage red Corvette


most vampire’s theme song isn’t the toccata and fugue

it’s bat out of hell

I once loved a vampire, but she was a few hundred years older than me


jack collier

she had wise eyes

a face of angelic innocence

damn shame she was a vampyre

3 responses

  1. I care, but then I like almost all cars. An Edsel included. 😎


  2. She sure sounds interesting. A ‘Woody’ Edsel? Never knew they existed. Update: Just looked it up. That is a 1958 Edsel Bermuda, as if anybody cares. Didn’t mean to hijack your comments section, Jack…

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    1. All vampires are interesting, dark-haired women vampires are erotic too.


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