Government Bans Sex

thou shalt not commit adultery


Just as the lockdown begins to be eased in England, the government has come up with an extraordinary new regulation designed to stop people from meeting up to have sex.

No person may participate in a gathering which takes place in a public or private place indoors, and consists of two or more persons.

Sex in a public place is already illegal here, so we can’t even find a deserted beach and have moonlight sex in the surf.  Of course, the stupid six foot ‘social distancing’ rule is already in place, which means you can’t even meet up with your love to kiss, hug, or walk and hold hands.  Add to that the number of people who have been in self isolation / quarantine / shielding, the number of people who haven’t been able to travel any distance to meet their paramour, and you can see that the rule has been ‘no sex please, we’re British’.

Studies show that even among married couples, and people who live together, just about 40% of UK adults have been sexually active during the 10 weeks of lockdown.

Good luck on any of this being popular among the English public.  Good luck with many people taking any notice of these laws / regulations.  But, I would expect our law enforcement agencies to become officious sex police, and self-righteous nasty people to inform on their neighbours who they suspect of having sex.

None of this has stopped our politicians and government officials from ignoring all the rules to carry on their illicit affairs during the strictest part of the lockdown here.  It’s still one law for them and a different set of laws for the rest of us.

I wonder if car sex is still illegal?

And, how have hookers made a living in the past 10 weeks?



jack collier

there is always phone sex

4 responses

  1. two or more people? Group sex? I don’t think regular couples are having sex cuz kids are everywhere and a house with kids is definitely not a place to do anything that may involve a noise of any kind! (I am sure this is why I’ve been so celibate in the last 20 years or more!) The whole beach thing is dubious anyway. Sand is NOT a friendly place to recline, that stuff gets everywhere, even when you sit on a blanket with a book!
    I do hope things lighten up over there- sheesh.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. hahahahaha, sex on a sandy beach could be uncomfortable.
      Kris, it’s fucking stupid here, and I now believe that it’s all wrong anyway.
      Lots of hugs to you. ❤

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  2. Unbelievable. I saw it someplace and thought it was a joke. 😮💗

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Depends on how you define a joke…..
      If you mean utterly stupid, then it’s a joke,
      Have a great day Sweetheart. ❤


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