he’s only ever been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror
You know what? It turns out that beer is very bad for you. Too much beer will make you bloated, fat, and stupid. More beer than that will kill you.
How much is too much? If you are who I think you are, then one beer is one too many for you.
Please drink responsibly.
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jack collier
jackcollier7@talktalk.net
a gentleman never drinks straight from the bottle or can
and real ladies don’t drink beer