Ordering On-Line

a flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and a man cannot live without love ~  Max Muller

Yesterday I committed the cardinal sin for a guy ordering a gift on-line.  My gift to a friend of mine arrived on the wrong day!

A bouquet of flowers I ordered from a great florist in California arrived on February 11th, and not on Valentine’s Day.  That is so very bad.

It was also completely my fault.  In completing the long and complicated on-line order form I neglected to enter the day I wanted the damn flowers delivered ~ so of course they were delivered immediately.  Bummer!

If a guy is going to order flowers for Valentine’s Day, then they should arrive on February 14th.  Similarly, if a guy is going to order flowers or a gift for a friend’s birthday, then that should arrive on her birthday, and not some random day near her birthday.

Only at Christmas is it permissible for flowers or a gift to arrive early, because nobody actually delivers on Christmas Day.

So, my hugely expensive bouquet for Valentine’s Day is slightly wasted.

Men can be such fools at times.

Some say it’s not the gift that counts, but the thought behind it.  And that a kind word is worth more than any mere bouquet of flowers.  All I know is that I hope my friend isn’t too disappointed.


jack collier



a man can’t really go wrong sending flowers to a woman


18 responses

  1. I was so astonished that another had penetrated so deeply into the secrets of my soul, and that he knew what I did not know myself, that when I recovered from it he had already been long upon the street.

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    1. If you find a really good guy, a guy that will buy you flowers, then do everything you can to keep him ❤ ❤ ❤


      1. flowers jack isnt all of everything lovely man your a delight i am sincerely sorry for being a bit of a bitch but, alas life isnt as sweet without the sour my friend

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      2. Keep a person? I would never keep anyone that isnt my thing… I love people to stand tall and be who they are born to be and that is honest, loving, open, humble, trusting, adoring, caring… and if you dont have that.. well you can learn to understand that.. more and that is what it is all about… never keep we are not things we are human people who have hearts souls and want to be exactly that a person who is worthy of another and each of us learns by being uniquely wired and endlessly open and strong and so many things I could write on here but, i have not enough fingers to write them or do i?

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  2. Woops pardon mwah yes good work on flowers

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  3. A picture? Flowers? Get it oh boyo well nice work… even for a picture ahem of flowers just saying English

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  4. Flowers die in real life this way they live forever in a fake picture lol did i just say that omg sowwy running

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    1. It’s a picture of the flowers I bought my friend. 😈

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  5. Flowers are great no matter what day they arrive on. If they are early, you are showing how much you care by sending it when it is not going to get lost in anyone else’s flowers. Also, the florist won’t need to add that to their places to go that day before 6 pm…..Smart man!

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  6. Completely permissible mistake. First of all, (in my opinion) life falls more in “seasons” than in “specific days”. All of February is a Season of Valentines, in that respect. The person receiving them so close to Valentine’s Day knows they are meant for Valentine’s Day. Second of all, it’s flowers! They are always welcome, no matter what day! You done good Jack 🙂

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    1. I could have done better. ❤❤❤

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  7. Lol that is adorable.

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    1. Thank you Kalliope. 😉

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      1. Phantom planet “california” lol. The last thing I was playing before I read your post.

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        1. I like this kalliope he/she has sprite… spirit and sarcy ness

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  8. It doesn’t matter what day flowers are delivered Jack, it is that beautiful gesture of love well done xx

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    1. I guess I had a ‘senior moment’ ❤

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