IMPORTANT ADVICE FOR SPIRITUALLY CONFUSED MALES
- Never smile at a crocodile ~ (or the hot woman sitting alone at the end of a hotel bar after midnight).
- Do not lie to the office dragon ~ (and don’t even think about lying to your woman, because you will not get away with it).
- Never say; ‘It’s OK, I’ve got it covered.’
- Never trust anyone who puts ‘Of course…’ at the beginning of a promise, or ‘Trust me…’ at the end.
- Never draw to an inside straight ~ (almost never).
- Never date a woman who has posted pictures of her tits on twitter.
- Do not toss a coin to decide if you are ever going to see her again ~ you will cheat and then she will rip your still beating heart from your chest.
- Remember that with a woman a win ~ win situation means that she will win and you won’t.
- Never date a slut and expect that she will change her ways ~ you will find out that your hopes were in error, and it will hurt.
- Remember that your dog will love you forever, but you wouldn’t want to be seen with her in public.
Obviously I have broken all of the above rules, some of them more than once. I have also broken rule 13 ~ Never have an affair with a junior co-worker.